That one night in gay Rio de Janeiro, that made your horny heroine stumble (1)

A moral dilemma: Should Suzy experience “Le Boy” or go with Bruno to that love hotel in Lapa?

By Suzy Size, gay Rio de Janeiro

During the show at “Point 202” with upbeat Renato Colossus, impressing Maximus and the third (sadly unknown or forgotten) fabulous stripper, a thin guy stood besides your heroine Suzy Size with a big erect cock. Miss Size watched this phenomenal, truly male elevation from the corners of her eyes, but did not blink. Then the rightful owner of said power tool could not take the artificial ignoring of your heroine any longer, put it in her hand and explained:

”I carry 21 cm!”

Meaning, are you made out of stone? Do you have any emotions? Do you have a heart at all? Why do you not give me a blow job and hand over 80 Reais for a hard piece of work delivered?

But your heroine can be stubborn as a mule. She was yawning already, was getting past her usual bed time too, had made up her mind, to walk down to Corujinha (Little Owl), for a last beer and then call it a day, so those 21 cm (!) were of no interest right now. If, she suddenly should feel reenergized – against all odds of old age – she might have a look at “Le Boy” later, not least because of that tantalizing name: “Le Boy!” - somebody really had to come up with such an incredibly seducing name first! Suzy – as usual – is not making up anything, it is all out there, you can visit all these places, gay traveler to Brazil and the fucking world as a whole. If you bother to go to the Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World you will see that “Le Boy” (located, by the way, besides “La Girl”, which, naturally is of much lesser interest for the users of this global gay guide) is a doubly useful institution, it is a gay Rio de Janeiro sauna and nightclub or disco. And, on a Saturday night, there might be a mighty outbreak of Saturday night fever.

Of course, it was raining again when your hardened homosexual heroine stepped out of “Point 202” to walk down Rua Siqueira Campos to Corujinha (Little Owl), a restaurant, bar and gay meeting place in the Copacabana area. Fortunately, your circumspect heroine had found that fine and absolutely true friend in a Zurich S-Bahn train three or four years ago and saved it from theft by taking it into true custody, that blue, compact umbrella, so helpful in similar situations like these, during her nearly eternal World Gay Friendship Tour.

In other words: Your benign heroine arrived relatively dry at Corujinha (Little Owl), that restaurant, bar and gay meeting place in the Copacabana area (for details – once again! - hop to the Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World).

There was a true soul mate of your heroine at said gay Rio de Janeiro meeting place, a black lady grandma, with big, big tits, all artificial, of course. Suzy would have loved to take a picture of said creature, but was too shy to ask permission. Actually your heroine suddenly remembered to have seen that old negro queen already last year, same place, same time. And many visitors seemed to revere her, greeted her, she was obviously holding her daily court here.

They have that so delicious, ice cold Brahma draft beer at Corujinha and your heroine ordered one and a cheese and ham toast. A young man (without drink) sat at one of the tables and made eyes at Miss Size, but your heroine thought him to be too young. And where would they go anyhow? She would (and could) never take him into her hotel and were short time places in Rio de Janeiro really safe? In the past your heroine had visited such places with men found around Galeria Alaska, but that was almost 30 years ago, during her more daring days.

The young man was very insistently trying to make eye contact with your heroine and once she smiled back. A minute later he was at her table and she bought him a beer.

His name was Bruno, 18 years old, he even showed his ID card to Suzy Size.

Your heroine was – at 54 – exactly three times the age of her newest acquaintance:

O tempora! O mores! (Oh what times! Oh what customs!)

Most surprisingly, young and so tall Bruno spoke quite some English. He said, he was an actor and then he talked about Stanislavski.

Your heroine does not know whether or not, you, gay travelers to the world, are familiar with the theories of Constantin Stanislavski? This Russian actor and theatre director (1863 – 1938) has influenced acting all over the world. His theories are still a must for any young actor to be. He strongly advocated “experiencing the part” during performance, the actor is supposed to draw from experiences lived through in real life and reproduce those feelings on stage, relive them. Stanislavski also said: “When you play a good man, try to find out where he is bad and when you play a villain, try to find where he is good.” Lee Strasberg, the famous US acting teacher, was strongly influenced by Stanislavski and his naturalistic approach.

Stanislavski would sometimes disguise himself as a tramp or drunk visiting the railway station to test his appearances, to test perform in front of live audiences. During his time in Yalta he would take a walk “in character” each morning.

This Bruno guy was fascinating your heroine very much, she bought him another beer.

Bruno turned out to be a prolific imitator of animal voices. Never – and that is a long time, if you think about it properly – will your stunned heroine be able to forget how that talented young man became a lion, just by mimicking the voice of the animal king.

Then Bruno turned himself into a veritable wolf, Kevin Costner would have loved to have a dance with him (Suzy, later, did just that, kind of).

Next moment the wolf was suddenly domesticated, Bruno was now a dog, the best friend of men.

Then, in an unexpected, surprising turn, he changed sides once again and was a cat. This young actor really had internalized his Stanislavski, Bruno made your hardened heroine laugh, she felt almost completely relaxed in his superb company and bought him another beer.

By now he called Miss Size “Papa” which is not too flattering, Eduard, if you properly think about it.

Suzy Size was in a dilemma, should she skip “Le Boy” – which might be very interesting on a Saturday night - and move at once to a short time hotel with Bruno, one third her age? 36 years her junior! He knew of such an institution and his personal price of 80 Reais (about 50 $ US) was the usual Rio rate. Or should your heroine put the general interest above her personal? This meant, she would proceed to “Le Boy” alone, later analyze and describe this most inspiring (or dull?) gay meeting place of Rio de Janeiro to you? In other words, should she interrupt her personal pursuit of happiness - which is to get laid - all for you, gay travelers through the world? After all, you, mysterious users of this website, are vague individuals out there, somewhere out in cyberspace, and Bruno was very, very real! He had put the hand of your humbled heroine to his dick under the table and he had a most interesting tool of enormous size and stone hard, even now, without any preliminary action.

But for both, first Bruno and then “Le Boy”, Suzy feared to lack the stamina, lack the physical and psychological strength, after all, your heroine is no spring chicken any longer.

To think properly about this very important philosophical question, she went to the toilet for a pensive pee, the beer, you know?

When she was standing in front of the urinal, another guy had followed her. She was thinking hard about her terrible dilemma, when the guy besides her hardened his dick by the typical hand movements in order to seduce your heroine who was in deep thoughts and – in the end - pointed to his sizeable, now erect dick.

But then she returned to her one and only Bruno to reveal to him her final decision:

She was taking him to “Le Boy” and later to that love hotel in Lapa, he seemingly knew so well.

What will happen that eventful Saturday night in gay Rio de Janeiro? Will your heroine just fall asleep at “Le Boy” or suffer a heart attack at said love hotel in Lapa? Or might bad boy Bruno rob your heroine there? Read it all next week, exclusively on Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World.