From gay Pattaya to gay Munich - part three of a gay Asian and gay European trip

Suzy Size flees the scene: Disenchantment with gay Thailand leads to grand gay European tour

By Suzy Size, based in gay Pattaya, going on a grand trip through gay Europe

Suzy Size left gay Pattaya (in the usual rain) Thursday night the longtime boyfriend from Nong Khai (the pearl of gay Thailand or even gay Asia when it comes to abundance of male beauty) was driving to this silly new International Bangkok airport where waiting is uncomfortable and you walk for ever and a day before you reach your gate. Finally Emirates took off to Dubai where Suzy was supposed to wait for four hours before taking off to Munich. Luckily the seat allocated to her was besides the emergency exit that left a lot of space for her pretty legs - nobody noticed them, of course. Emirates is one of the least gay airlines in the world, no flight attendant smiles ever back, most of them being Indians, not bad looking but they come from a country where being gay is still absurdly difficult: They do not seem to have a clue. Look at the meager entries in Pink Pages on Sticky Rice Gay Guide for Asia and soon the gay world, almost nothing. Gay life in India is still very much in the closet. The same applies for Dubai and its airport: No gay traces at all, no gay hints, no gay (or knowing) smiles. We are obviously in the desert here in Dubai, surprise, surprise. Do we miss gay Pattaya already? No.

Finally the Emirates plane with a new crew (equally playing straight to the bones the whole time) left. The space for the beautiful legs of Suzy Size was minimal this time, that flight was torture. It had rained before in Munich and the temperatures in the early hours of the day were five degrees Celsius, that had the captain reported. But when we arrived there around noon the sun had taken over and it was around 20 degrees Celsius. The bag of Suzy Size arrived late as always, but she still had to queue at the local Immigration. As a Swiss citizen Suzy Size could not enter the Immigration gate through the fast line of the privileged Europeans (Switzerland is no member of the EU), but had to get in line with Africans, Americans, Australians, gay or non gay guys from New Zealand, the Virgin Islands (an absurd place, naturally, with all those virgins chasing after men), Lichtenstein, Brazil (wow, what a pleasure), South America in general (except the Falklands) and Iceland. Just in front of Suzy Size queued another (more famous, but not more infamous) Swiss citizen: Carla del Ponte, the chief prosecuter at the Hague tribunals. She looked at Suzy briefly but intensely, but Suzy passed as harmless despite her silly straw hat she had brought from gay Bali that should have given her a pinch of Truman Capote and a certain notoriety in gay Munich.

One must praise the public transport System of Munich, the famous S-Bahn. In no time Suzy was at Marienplatz, one of the beautiful main squares of this stunningly beautiful city. On her way to the Deutsche Eiche (German Oak) gay Hotel (which is also a famous gay Munich sauna and a gay Munich restaurant) she passed well bestowed Viktualienmark (a more or less open air fresh market which just turned or will turn 200 years). At first poor old Suzy Size was a bit shocked that they sold all those gigantic dildos so openly in such a catholic and conservative city. But then, getting closer (which is always advisable around cocks or even dildos) gay Suzy realized that those monsters were vegetables, were seasonal asparagus from Schrobenhausen, the XL pieces were only 6.99 Euros a Kilo. Even though Suzy Size does not like the taste of asparagus which reminds her of pussy, she certainly admires the beauty of the plant as such. "Good start in gay Munich", Suzy reported back to the editor of Sticky Rice Gay Guide for Asia and gay Europe, "this is definitely a welcoming place."

Read more tomorrow about the adventures of Suzy Size in gay Europe, exclusively on Sticky Rice Gay Asia Guide and soon also covering Gay Europe and therefore becoming a gay European, Asian and Australian gay guide and in no time covering the gay world as world gay guide.