Lima: Some gay friends in Peru

It never rains in dusty Lima

By Suzy Size, your gay guide through Peru and South America

When your honorable heroine Suzy Size arrived in gay Lima, the Peruvian capital, she had no clue yet how to continue her Eternal Gay World Friendship Tour from there. She only knew, she had to catch a TAP flight six weeks later from Caracas to Lisbon and Milan where she could enjoy true Italianita for three days before boarding a flight to Beijing and thereafter the connecting flight home to Bangkok.

But now arriving in hopefully very gay Lima, she first had to move from Callao, the harbor area where the airport is also located, to Miraflores where she had booked (as it turned out) a nice B&B. The different neighborhoods where slightly known to Miss Size through the books of beloved writer Mario Vargas Llosa, the Peruvian Nobel Price Laureate of 2010. Your heroine had just reread “Aunt Julia and the Scriptwriter”, a hilariously funny novel, first published 1977.

The Lima airport is orderly and well organized, the official taxis charge 45 Soles (18 $ US) to drive to Miraflores.

As always when arriving in a new place, your heroine stared out of the windows and got a first impression of Lima:

The light was strange, dizzy, and it was now that your heroine realized, Lima is built in a desert, it actually never rains in the Peruvian capital, the air is always a bit dusty.

Your traveling heroine had done her homework when it comes to gay Lima: She had diligently updated the ever growing Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World and had also been contacted by some gay Lima guys after having published her travel plans regarding the Peruvian capital on Gayromeo. A certain “Christian Hunter” had shown the same perversion as Basilio back in gay Iquitos: That architect of 27 years of age was interested in your grey heroine even though she had refused his request for a picture and warned him sternly:

“I am extremely ugly!”

And – such is the sexual desperation of the gay Peruvian youth – he punctually picked up your horny heroine around 7 pm at her B&B accommodation for dinner.

Christian was an intelligent guy and Suzy enjoyed his dinner company, but he was hardly her type: Too thin and his face was not interesting, not sexy, but he had a beautiful smile and a sense of humor. And he looked rather 37 than the supposed 27 years he was sailing under.

So when he walked your not so horny heroine back to her B&B and even wanted to join Miss Size in her private quarters for some “fun”, as he said, she refused, was “too tired”.

Early next morning Miss Size entered a travel agency and inquired about affordable flights from Lima that could bring her to gay Panama, Costa Rica, Mexico, Cuba and Venezuela or Caracas where she was going to leave sexy South America. It turned out that Copa, the Panamanian airline, could deliver most destinations (except Mexico which then was abandoned) at costs of roughly 850 $ US. So Suzy Size bought Lima – Panama, from here she was going to take a bus to Costa Rica and back to Panama, then Panama – Havana – Panama, then Panama – Caracas.

Later she squeezed in Lima – Cusco – Lima and thus the final destinations of the Eternal Gay World Friendship Tour 2012 were set, including a visit of the famous Machupicchu.

Suzy Size had told Christian Hunter she was not free that night since she was going to hunt at Oupen Sauna which miraculously was located just walking distance from her guesthouse. Within minutes, your horny heroine realized, this relatively nice gay sauna of Lima was not her turf when it comes to free sex. And the most aggressive masseur looked like fifty, was a bit muscular, but a bit fat, too!

The second was a bit younger, but quite ugly as well.

Only the third masseur, the shiest one, looked acceptable.

Your horny heroine walked by him several times and finally accepted his offer for 30 Soles (about 12 $ US) for a massage of one hour.

His name was Christian as well and he said he was 30 years old which seemed credible. When he started the massage fully dressed, Suzy just waited what would happen now?

Fucking with the boys of gay Lima

Not before long, this Christian, the gay Lima money-boy or hustler, offered his special services:

For additional 50 Soles he would completely undress and do “everything”.

Suzy Size first refused, stuck to the traditional massage for a change.

But Christian just could not believe your cool hearted heroine.

He begged her, to get the necessary funds together.

And, of course, not much later, your visitor of gay Lima gave in to those terrible temptations in that otherwise so lonely massage room.

That is how Miss Size lost her newly acquired Lima chastity and that Christian was real professional and could indeed do “everything” as advertised.

Suzy Size also went to mixed Downtown Disco that night, but they took away her camera at the door, locked it away and body searched your heroine. This was all so unpleasant, Miss Size finally did not want to spend her money at that loud place and left.

Not far away from that disco, she was contacted by an overweight librarian, Manuel, who wanted to join your heroine for dinner and later for bed, but Miss Size refused his company and probably broke his heart.

Suzy Size instead studied the hustler scene of gay Lima from her headquarters set up at a restaurant called Mezzaluna, just opposite Kennedy Park or Square. Half a liter of beer at Mezzaluna, located in the so called Pizza Alley, is 10 Soles and a liter 12 Soles!!!

What, do you, gay visitor to Lima, think, your heroine ordered?

One guy outside the restaurant, that had made eye contact with Miss Size, pretended the whole time whilst she drank her liter of beer, he was waiting for the bus, but followed your heroine immediately when she finally left Mezzaluna.

He was not the type of Suzy Size and your heroine is too old for street hustlers (except in Cuba where no other choice is available), so she did not engage in war games with him or any of the many others there.

After returning to Lima from Cusco and the great Machupicchu, she gave in to the demands of Christian Hunter one night, let him sleep with her, but this was definitely not the greatest sex of her life.

And said hunter turned out to be a terrible snorer, Suzy Size could hardly find any sleep that night.

By the way, he really must have been at least 37 and not 27.

At one time he mentioned the year when he went for his studies to Europe for his post graduate degree.

And if he really was 27 presently, he was 16 then, a bit very young for a post graduate…