When reading the following description of “33 on First Gay Guest House” on Exit, the Johannesburg based Gay Magazine, the choice was clear: “It is situated in trendy Melville, within walking distance from RAU, numerous restaurants and one block from “oh!”, the most popular gay bar in Johannesburg.” Trendy Melville, oh, wow and RAU! Suzy remembered RAU to be: “the largest GAY Steam Sauna, bathhouse facility in Johannesburg. Priding ourselves on the highest level of hygiene and promotion of a healthy lifestyle for the Gay Commnunity, in a safe and secure area.
Our facilities include, 3 spa baths / jacussis, steam room, sauna. 2 Video lounge areas for relaxation, while a beverage is enjoyed at our fully licensed bar area. Roam around to the private cabins while you pass the maze area.
Lockers and complimentary towels are provided as well as shower facilities.” So they called Johan, the owner of that 33 on First Guest House from the internet café in Dullstroom, and he had vacancies, indeed. So they printed that description, how to get there, from his website and off they were.
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Your four heroines spent both their evenings at the Poison Apple, there are – frankly speaking - not many other things to do in Scottburgh. The last night there was tension in the room at the Poison Apple. A younger guest who liked Khun Amorn got more and more drunk and louder. He wanted to fuck everybody (as he used to shout through the room), before he became more drunk and finally very quiet and rather introspect. There was a drama going on between Stefan and his girl friend. She was kissed and embraced by a young guy, a stranger to us. Khun Amorn talked much to a nice young soldier. What Suzy did not know then: They went to the toilet and Khun Amorn unpacked his cock, apparently a sizeable tool. But Stefan – in his understandable grieve and anger – chased them out of the toilet. Read more
When your four heroines wandered the lonely streets of Mossel Bay in search of a decent restaurant, they suddenly saw a very interesting and totally surprising sign, advertising a gay bar called “Caprice”. Look, lazy gay users of this Global Gay Guide, you have it easy. You just look quickly at these stories and know it all. Or you consult the Pink Pages of this Gay Guide World if you have a plan to visit Mossel Bay, South Africa. And thus you have instantly identified the only gay bar between Cape Town and Durban or even Johannesburg. Whereas your diligent heroine restlessly roams through the nearly empty streets of Mossel Bay, always in search of the goodies. Read more
But, alas, what a blunder! When Magna asked Suzy about the name of that gay owned and managed little guest house in Barrydale, Suzy had forgotten to print out the Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World regarding South Africa or – more precisely - Barrydale! And now, that they had finally arrived in person in Barrydale, your nearly gaga heroine – naturally - could not remember what the place was called! You must know, gay visitor of Barrydale, there is no internet café there at all. There are not so many internet cafes in South Africa as a whole. But then driving up main street of Barrydale (there is only one in Barrydale which is a hamlet), they spotted Tradouw Guest House and all came back to your heroine… Read more
But you did not come along here to read all that stuff about magic moments on a famous cape? You are horny and want to read about gay meat moments in South Africa. Follow your heroine to Llandudno beach. No, Suzy has no idea how to pronounce Llandudno, but a straight friend, Roger from Switzerland, has been there and told Suzy that many gays meet there and do it right in the rocks with each other which is certainly good news. Knowledgeable Magna has read about luscious Llandudno too and is the driving force to make certain the four friends have a close look at Llandudno. And even when they first miss the exit to Llandudno beach, Magna drives back all the way till they actually walk in Llandudno, praised as a gay paradise on earth. Read more
They were expected and well received by a cute young black gay guy at Amsterdam – due to sever jetlag or first stage Alzheimer - Suzy cannot remember the name of this good looking young man. He showed them the posh premises of Amsterdam Guest House which has a secluded pool (clothing optional), Jacuzzi, steam room, sauna, workstations, Wifi, well decorated living rooms, bed rooms with all possible amenities, except a fridge, but there is a well equipped honest bar on ground floor, where you help yourself and just write in a note pad, what you have had. Needless to say there are countless condoms stacked at the bed tables in each room of this unique exclusively Gay Guest House of Cape Town, overlooking the city from its central, but quiet location in a high end neighborhood. Read more
There was a nice and sizeable crowd at Blue Boy again. Soon an obviously Chinese guy was staring at your heroine and invited flattered Suzy over to his table. He was a friendly and intelligent man and the two protagonists soon were kissing each other, working on each others nipples and cocks. Suzy suddenly had a déjà vu. She remembered that nice fellow from her last visit in Blue Boy (about two years ago) where they had engaged in exactly the same pastime. Sham - that was his name - had warned Suzy then of a dangerous money boy from Bangladesh. Your heroine had been very interested in his services because of his really juicy ass, but when she heard that he used to drug and rob his customers, she played safe and did not call that most vicious man next day. Read more
When you read this, fellow gay sex tourist to the world, Suzy Size will be in Kuala Lumpur already. This Saturday morning – whilst you were still dreaming of getting laid - she has flown to the Malaysian capital and is probably already cruising in the infamous Bukit Bintang area, one of the gay hotspots of Asia or even the world as a whole. Maybe she will bump into young and hung Oscar again, a sexy guy she has met here before, but if not, your heroine does not fear to fall in despair or consider suicide out of unbearable loneliness whilst in KL. Read more
Suzy Size has known Andy Wenger, the owner of Swiss House Restaurant in Soi Diamond, for many, many years. He has opened said place eleven years ago and kept the quality of the food and the service up at all times. Whenever your heroine comes back from one of her grand voyages, she is always glad to pay Andy and his place a visit. It feels like coming home in a double sense: Coming home to Pattaya and talk over the newest gossip about town and people. Read more
As you might have noticed, beloved user of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World, Suzy Size can be quite talkative at times. Your heroine is madly in love with gay gossip of all sorts and hardly any time can resist to spread vicious (or non vicious) rumors. But this time around her lips were sealed for once. For several months Suzy knew something you probably did not know, but now it is time to reveal it to you out there in the snow: Make three out of one. Read more
After a month through South Africa, Suzy will proceed from Cape Town to Buenos Aires (March 3rd). The name of the Argentinean capital has always sounded magic in the ears of your heroine. Go for instance the Soy Tu Yo website listed in the Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World and have a look at the models Augustin, Gabi, the massage boys Andy and Eddy. Eddy with his brilliant blue eyes looks much like Paul Newman when he was young. Getting in bed with Paul Newman (in Argentina) is certainly worth any costs that such an incredible short time adventure might amount to, Suzy Size has a hard on already whilst writing about this incredible prospect. Read more
Your restless heroine has traveled a lot last year. The great Gay World Friendship Tour took her to India, China, Laos, Russia, the Baltics, Poland, Germany, Switzerland, Turkey, Sri Lanka and Cambodia. But - where to go next? The Northern Hemisphere is no option for January till the end of April, far too cold for your wimpy heroine. So Suzy is naturally looking South.
Actually South America is of great interest for Suzy Size…
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Your heroine has traveled a lot this year. The infamous Gay World Friendship Tour took her to India, China, Laos, Russia, the Baltics, Poland, Germany, Switzerland, Turkey, Sri Lanka and Cambodia. In gay Thailand: Chiang Mai, Chiang Rai, Nong Khai and – not to forget – Pattaya were revisited. As the year comes to an end, Suzy Size looks back on some highlights and continues with China and Laos this week, plus a very interesting experience in Turkey. Read more
Your heroine has traveled a lot this year. The infamous Gay World Friendship Tour took her to India, China, Laos, Russia, the Baltics, Poland, Germany, Switzerland, Turkey, Sri Lanka and Cambodia. In gay Thailand: Chiang Mai, Chiang Rai, Nong Khai and – not to forget – Pattaya were revisited. As the year comes to an end, Suzy Size looks back on some highlights and starts with India this week. Read more
Suddenly there might be another walk-in pool player bending deep over the table when shooting his ball. Was he really smiling at Suzy Size or is your heroine suffering of illusions again? A chat may follow, those Sri Lankan men all can speak some English at least. If another guest was quicker than your sometimes slow heroine, the staff of Dickman would have the number of said pool player and arrangements could be made for another good time later on. Read more
But Suzy and Magna endured the sun heroically, walked around the old fortification of Galle which proved to be very cruisy indeed. When the two sisters met a young man in one of the corners behind a wall that provided some privacy, Suzy sensed right and left Magna alone with that tall young man. Magna remained in the company of that fellow quite a while and later confided to her young sister that it did take less than a minute to get that cock out of those pants. Read more
A user has sent us a whole list of restaurants or meeting places in Yangon, Myanmar. Have a look at the entire list and a useful comment or visit the Pink Pages of this Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World. Read more
To move on from Kandy to Nuwara Eliya, Suzy and Magna Size looked around for a van. There are many van drivers in the streets of Kandy, offering their services to tourists. The two price aware travelers compared the offers they got and finally went for Mr. Samantha. This good looking man had offered the two day trip to Nuwara Eliya and next day to Hikkaduwa for – last offer – 13500 Rupees (about 130 US $) which was the best package in financial terms. But, especially Suzy, had a hidden agenda as well. She adored that butch guy with that killer smile and was secretly hoping for further services than the driving alone. The drivers normally get a small free room at the hotel chosen which might lead to nightly encounters of some sorts. Read more
Whenever the four friends roamed the streets of Kandy, nobody took notice of Magna and Suzy Size, the two Thais – obviously gay and giggling much of the day – stole the limelight. Neither, your heroine, nor her elder sister Magna were of any interest, the male youth of Kandy adored the two Thai queens with their obvious star quality. And – surprisingly – the two Thais enjoyed flirting with everybody, too. Suzy Size had expected them to be snobbish and to act cool. After all those Sri Lankans were so terribly dark, almost black like the negroes of Africa, so to speak, which is, after all, the contrary of the Thai beauty ideal. But, no inhibitions were shown at all. Read more
Imagine this: Suzy Size is sitting in the only first class compartment of a Kandy bound train in the Colombo Fort Station. Besides her in the isle seat is Magna Size, her older sister, who does not yet sense the tragic events just unfolding. In the row in front of your heroine are Amorn, the boyfriend of so many years and Sun, the heartthrob of Magna. Mr. Iflar, a gay Sri Lankan man, has just passed by the open window outside and discreetly handed a neatly folded piece of paper to your stunned heroine. Besides his phone number the note contains an unmistakable message: “I love you.” Read more