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Getting laid in gay San Jose, Costa Rica
Our gay man in San Jose: Luis Antonio C.
By Suzy Size, your gay guide through Costa Rica and Central America
Even your horny heroine needs orientation, a hero, sometimes, and in the case of gay San Jose her personal role model is Luis Antonio C.! If you happen to go to the Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World regarding San Jose Costa Rica you will not be able to miss a most interesting entry: It is for Oasis Erotic Massage. You may have asked yourself, prospective gay visitor of San Jose, how does your heroine – whilst on her eternal Gay World Friendship Tour – find all those most interesting outlets of sin? Well, she steals them from other dedicated websites regarding the local gay scene of Costa Rica and its capital San Jose. In the case of gay San Jose she has plundered the secret treasures of: Costa Rica Gay Map and without that she would never have been able to find her way to that unique gay San Jose paradise.
There is no sign outside this infamous oasis, one has to follow instructions from their website, once you are in Avenida 4 between Calle 20 and 22. It is located: “Izquierda frente a la soda lily” left hand side, opposite the famous “soda lily”. Suzy Size imagined this “soda lily” to be a landmark of worldwide dimensions or importance, something like the Taj Mahal, Angkor or the Borobodur. But, nay, it was a shabby and small outlet of soft drinks, but at least helpful in identifying the little impressing gate to heaven.
“Is this that famous gay San Jose massage place called Oasis?” Your heroine asked this from the iron gate, and indeed she had found the right location and was friendly asked in.
The fine proprietor Luis Antonio C. is the provider – call this noble man pimp if you must be hypercorrect – of “atractivos chicos” between 20 and 30 years. He has exactly the same profession as the wonderful “El Chino” whom we will get to know in gay Havana, Cuba (patience, Eduard, patience!), but contrary to said Cubano he is much more discreet, he does not ask his boys to lower their pants for a visual inspection of the hardware, for a sneak preview, he just explains verbally what they can do and how they are bestowed. But before that part the unsuspecting gay visitor of this outstanding San Jose massage parlor is shown around in the rather large premises. There are different room types at different rates available, all prices – Suzy forget most of them – are all inclusive. Naturally, your heroine went for the most expensive all inclusive treatment for 50 $ US and picked Luis, a good looking gay Nicaraguan guy, as her flight attendant up to paradise.
By the way, Oasis Gay Erotic Massage, San Jose, or its owner Luis Antonio C. gives a warranty that could be unique, worldwide: If the flight attendant in charge should suffer height fear or numbness, in other words, could not produce the necessary hardness for such a flight up to paradise, the customer could get a replacement masseur with the desired hardware.
Miss Size first removed all the clothes (including the sexy underwear from his apple ass) off her chosen Luis, kissed a bit with him in that well known French way, then showered with him to make sure he was clean. Then she let him massage her back for a while. Suddenly she felt his hard cock – this was obviously no warranty case, how can they do it? - and then turned around: As an eternal top she was not letting him do what he was about to do, but turned him around instead.
After all she had also chosen him, because he was supposed to be able to do “everything”.
And he was.
Fucking with the boys of gay San Jose
When your happy heroine left the premises of this wonderful gay San Jose oasis that fair Saturday afternoon, the proprietor inquired about the satisfaction of Miss Size. Naturally, she was very pleased.
But there was now a new masseur besides Luis Antonio C. who had been busy with another customer when Suzy had arrived. He was – if this is possible – even better looking than heavenly Luis. And – according to Luis Antonio C. who is a very reliable source – Johan was extremely well bestowed.
Suzy promised to return the next day to try gorgeous Johan. But this was not possible: Oasis never does it on Sundays, the place is shut then, after all, Costa Rica is a catholic country. Suzy Size returned to that gay San Jose oasis on a Monday. And it was so nice, so nice indeed.
Only Luis seemed to be sad that your heroine had abandoned him this time around, but Miss Size had an idea how to make good for that short time ignorance.
She took the number of Johan and planned to call him over to the Hemingway Inn after her trip to gay Manuel Antonio and Porto Viejo for a threesome, together with Luis. But a friend to whom she recommended Johan and already knew Luis, told your heroine, Luis cannot stand Johan, who is more successful than him.
At the time of the visit, they were the only two masseurs at oasis that could do “everything”, and thus direct contenders. So for the sake of this aversion of Luis, Suzy Size cancelled that threesome in her head, maybe forever.
But - back in Pattaya - Miss Size has regrets. She could have had Luis fuck Johan really hard? He might have liked that, for a change.