Gay Tabatinga: Here three countries meet

The very best of exotic gay Brazil, Peru and Colombia

By Suzy Size, your gay guide through South America

When your horny heroine Suzy Size planed her next three month leg of the eternal Gay World Friendship Tour back in good old Pattaya in January 2012, she had certain problems: Miss Size was able to get her all the way to not so gay Manaus (as it turned out), but from there onwards she was lost for quite some time, actually until she physically turned up in Manaus. She had plans to continue to travel up the mighty Amazon River and to cross over at one point from gay Brazil to hopefully equally gay Peru. But she was not able to spot, where this cross-over would take place? The maps were so confusing, made no sense.

Sitting in gay Jomtien beach – after another successful sex session with the Mia Noi at great D.D. Inn – Suzy Size – your helpful heroine when it comes to gay travel around the world - studied her Lonely Planet Guide at length, not even noticing all the hot asses walking by, if you, gay tourist to Thailand, can believe that.

This long and winding Amazon River was confusing, indeed. There were so many places there, but none of them seemed to be the proper cross-over to Peru. Miss Size had to read the Brazil, Peru and Colombia sections – sweating under that gay Jomtien beach umbrella – before she finally got it. Tabatinga (Brazil), Leticia (Colombia) and Santa Rosa (Peru) were one and only one Amazon jungle city, in a way! How very fascinating!

If you, gay visitor of Peru, travel down the Amazon River (for instance from Iquitos) in direction of Brazil or towards the South-West of Colombia, you will inevitably arrive at Santa Rosa which is located on an island in the Amazon River. If you wish to visit and indulge in the great gay nightlife of Tabatinga or Leticia, you do not need to have your passport stamped: The visitors of Santa Rosa, Tabatinga and Leticia can easily roam around all three towns or little cities without going through immigration procedures. Only when they wish to continue their journeys deeper into any of those three neighboring countries, they have to stamp themselves out of one country and in into the next: You, gay tourists of the world, know this arduous process very well, it is a constant in and out, out and in, Eduard, it is like when you leave Malaysia and enter Thailand, vice versa, endless, almost, in and out, out and in, can be very tiring, indeed, but at times nice, too…

So Suzy Size had highest expectations for gay Tabatinga: An exotic border town of three countries in the magical Amazon Region without any borders, nature pure, indulgence, sex without borders, orgies, threesomes, foursomes, unimaginable gay vices of any kind, polygamous indigenous males, most certainly, refined and very deep, in that deep, deep jungle environment. Uff and Oooh, Suzy Size was finally on her way to gay Tabatinga, and was very sure this little known place (hidden deep in the Amazon jungle) would prove to be – as imagined a million times back in good old Pattaya – a gay heaven of unmatched, unimagined dimensions. Your heroine was most confident. For months all her thinking, all her longing had gone to gay Tabatinga and the male riches of said place. Forgotten were the disasters with Bruno Carvalho in gay Lisbon, with Darick in gay Belem and that horrible or at least nasty gay male hyperinflation in Fortaleza.

The flight from not so gay Manaus to tantalizing (gay) Tabatinga with Trip Air was almost 350 $ US, very expensive, if you compare this to other flights through the world, gay tourist to the Amazon region, but maybe not expensive at all, if you think of all the advantages that super gay Tabatinga was offering!

When Suzy Size had entered a travel agency in Manaus – the boats take about five days on the Amazon and everything on them is very, very basic, to put it mildly – it took more than two hours to buy that air ticket. The friendly travel agent could not book it on-line, she had to call the company and dictated all the required data per phone. In the end of this arduous process an attachment was finally sent by the company and printed out at the travel agent: This was the e-ticket.

Suzy Size is not joking, this simple thing took more than two hours!

Instead of arriving two hours before the flight at the Manaus airport, your confused heroine arrived there three hours before: All the time whilst in Manaus, Miss Size had lived “out of time”, so to speak, she had not realized the fact that Manaus was in a different time zone from Belem and had never adapted her clock.

Meeting the boys of gay Tabatinga

But now – the proper propeller plane took off on time – your horny heroine was finally very well on her way to gay Tabatinga, that legendary Amazon place, where gay Brazil, gay Colombia and gay Peru are connected.

She was now ready to meet all the gay boys of Tabatinga, Leticia and Santa Rosa combined.

Sitting in that plane, looking down on all that lush green around the Amazon River, Suzy Size was smiling this knowing smile.

“Gay life is beautiful, at least in the heart of the Amazon region”, Miss Size thought.

In only three and a half hours your happy heroine was going to set foot on gay Tabatinga…