Of sausages, sort of

Paragonya is still the foremost gay place for grey gentlemen in Zurich

By Suzy Size, gay Zurich

Suzy Size on her way to her native Zurich had a one night stand in Nuremberg, the pretty Bavarian city with its famous castle. She had checked into an inexpensive hotel right behind the train station and when she later went for a walk through the old part of town she by luck just passed by a gay bar called Savoy and thought she would give it a try later on the way back. It was a nice summer afternoon and your heroine had a splendid time in the so beautiful old part of Nuremberg, having some of those Rostbratwuerste the place is famous for. Suzy Size just loves sausages of all kinds, and those delicious Rostbratwuerste alone made that stopover worthwhile. And the funny sign your heroine discovered: Dr Schweiss is a Nuremberg dermatologist with a speaking name, since Schweiss in German means sweat.

But the gay life of Nuremberg? If you go to the freshly updated Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World you will notice there are at least four gay bars and two gay saunas in Nuremberg. Suzy tried just the one bar so conveniently located on her way back to the hotel called Savoy: It was completely useless. There were only a few guests initially, but it was quite hot inside, no fans or air conditioning available. Nobody talked to anybody, it was completely boring. Later there were some more guests, but the atmosphere stayed subdued, only the ones that knew each others made a bit of casual conversation which was not worth listening in. No juicy money boys offered their precious services and yawning Suzy did the right thing, she thinks, to retire after two beers and get a good nights sleep in beautiful, but sexually so boring Nuremberg.

Next morning Suzy boarded a high speed ICE train to Munich. They can drive up to 400 km per hour, but the ride was somewhat less spectacular than expected. In few places only does that super fast train run besides a highway where you can compare the speed of the snail like cars versus that rushing high tech train. Large sections of that newly built track lie low and give you no view of the landscape you are passing through so quickly. But maybe it was not really that fast train that was the main interest of your heroine? Maybe it was the interesting schedule of the train. Before boarding the next train to Zurich, Suzy had about one and a half hours around noon time in Munich where she had a local specialty for lunch: Weisswurst with pretzel, sweet mustard and a Weissbier. It just was wonderful! But back in Pattaya Suzy discovered for the first time excellent Weisswuerste at Foodland and thus does not have to look for convenient train schedules to Munich again in the future. If she falls into a Bavarian mood, that intensive Weisswurst lust next time, she knows what to do even back in good old Pattaya.

Visits back home in Zurich are always an opportunity to catch up with the many old friends or just wander around that beautiful city at the lake. This year Suzy witnessed for the first time in her life the Limmat Schwimmen. Thousands of people that day swim down river Limmat which conveniently flows through the old part of town. Ships are banned that day and just watching this great event and the obvious fun the participants had was fun. If by chance Suzy is back there next year, she will certainly join in, provided it takes place on an equally brilliant day as this time.

The highlight of this recent visit to Switzerland was the two day trip up into the mountains with Walter. He is the owner of an old Mercedes Convertible and this year they went up to the alps for two days. Suzy was as cheerful as a mountain goat. They slept at Hotel Derby in Interlaken which is listed in the Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World. This nice gay friendly hotel has enjoyed a complete overhaul since the last visit there two years ago and is more recommendable than ever. Besides comfortable and affordable rooms, they offer a hearty breakfast and Suzy and Walter could watch a gay Spanish couple enjoying their breakfast next table. They then drove up to Lauterbrunnen where they boarded an alpine train climbing up its steep track to Wengen. From there they continued up to Maenlichen by cable car and then walked two hours to Kleine Scheidegg, having the majestic Eiger, Moench and Jungfrau mountains always in front of them. Any sex out there in that splendid nature? No, but Suzy almost had an orgasm just watching the stunning panorama.

Now here finally comes the carnival part, gay sex tourist to Zurich, which will naturally interest you most. On her first day in Zurich, Suzy was having a beer in Café Marion, contemplating to visit Paragonya gay sauna just opposite the road. But then she saw old Chrigel entering that benevolent Zurich institution and decided not to go. Chrigel is a bit talkative (to put it mildly) and Suzy just did not want to listen into his endless talks about adventures with those super thin guys he so much adores. Suzy dislikes those skinny guys so much, she would not want to touch them with a stick.

Suzy went next day instead, found a hunky Brazilian then and another one upon her second visit.

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Paragonya always feels like home when back in Zurich.

Suzy Size will end her summer trip in Istanbul before returning to Thailand thereafter. Be prepared for hot nightly scenes on the Golden Horn. Read in one week exclusively on Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World about that very important and absolutely necessary trip to Russia, the Baltic states, Poland, Dresden, Nuremberg, Munich, Zurich and Istanbul which is naturally part of the never ending Gay World Friendship Tour.

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