Golden Prague: You clearly are the gay capital of Eastern Europe with so many proud prostitutes

Gay Prague is still a sex heaven – provided you like blonde hustlers

By Suzy Size, shedding new light on gay Prague

Have you ever looked at a map, gay sex tourist? What geographical sense does it make to travel from not so gay Dublin to very gay Prague? But that seemingly strange kind of routing can easily be explained: Suzy Size, still back in Pattaya, had found this cheap flight with Ryanair from Dublin to Prague (around 70 Euros). And from Prague she had mainly two equally interesting routes back to Pattaya in mind: Via Dresden, Berlin, Warsaw, Vilnius, Riga, Tallinn, maybe Helsinki, St. Petersburg to Moscow. From there it would have made sense to add gay India (and Nepal) before flying back to Bangkok. But Suzy might travel that interesting route on her never ending World Friendship Tour next year and then the other way around. But this time she decided to discover the Balkans, her route from Prague was going to take her – all by train – to Vienna, Bratislava, Budapest, Belgrade and Sofia to great Istanbul. Then she was planning to add the many wonders of Jordan to her itinerary before flying back to Bangkok. Hallelujah, it all worked out well: She is presently back in good old Pattaya where eternal rain has broken out. So starting next week you will also get new features from Asia again with the weekly updates on this prolonged trip through the whole gay world.

The taxi drivers of Prague are notorious for their overpricing. So when Suzy Size arrived at the Prague airport and was offered a ride to her hotel for 400 crowns, she declined the offer, boarded a bus and then the underground train that brought her to station Namesti Miru which was very close (walking distance) to her hotel for total 56 crowns. (She had chosen Arco Guesthouse from the ever growing Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World.) It turned out to be a friendly place with free high speed internet access in the lobby, well furbished and spacious rooms at low rates and a good breakfast as well. Most gay places of Prague are within walking distance of Arco if you are just a bit fit, whilst in Prague Suzy never took a taxi, except when leaving this very beautiful city for the train to Vienna. Close by to friendly Arco is for instance Club Stella, but it was closed for the summer holiday.

So Suzy Size continued her extensive walks through beautiful Prague and found most the places listed on this Gay Guide World. Incredible, how many sex shops they have in Prague, most straight, of course, but an abundance of gay venues too. It is a sexy, but somewhat seedy city. There is cruising going on at Hlavni Nadrazi train station, but - be aware - most male prostitutes here are drug addicts and look sick. Suzy saw some drug addicts with syringes just openly using heroin, a thing you can hardly see any place in the world any longer. She walked through the scenic old part of town, found friendly “Café – Café”, “Friends bar” and “Babylonia” gay sauna. She did not enter Babylonia on that very hot Tuesday afternoon in the middle of summer when many Prague hustlers are away anyhow, doing business all over Europe. There were hordes of tourists from all over the world in that scenic Prague old town. They all reached out for the splendid banks of the Danube river to view the famous Prague Castle on the hill on the other side, and so did your heroine.

Suzy crossed the river as well to take another look at “Drakes” where she had uninhibited sex some years back. They have beautified and improved that gay sex club and bar where you can spend hours. They ask for 190 crowns entrance fee (about 15 $ US) and say about themselves: “Our maze of cabins show the latest GAY porno dvds with 16 different channels. There are lockable cabins for private viewing or you can invite a new friend in. There are plenty of hot guys cruising the maze - looking for the same thing you are!” In the evenings they have many money boys working here, sexy shows and the like, but that late afternoon there were only two hustlers present who were mainly interested in talking with each other (whilst drinking beer) and not hot at all, so good old Suzy thought she might return later, but never did. She had a beer instead (over the river again), at friendly “Tingl Tangl” court al fresco restaurant, no show scheduled for that day – not even for the evening.

That night Suzy Size tried Club Valentino which is basically a bar, before the disco downstairs opens. Sitting at the bar she got into a conversation with a very intelligent, but somewhat strange guy. His name was Marie, he was a bit fat, 28, a headhunter and lawyer, obviously a bright guy, who spoke English and German well. He was quite drunk already, but did not want his driver to pick him up yet, who called him on the mobile phone for that reason. Both, the call and the drinking, looked like a daily ritual. He lives 70 kilometers outside of Prague and paid your grey heroine several beers whilst conversing with her about economic and sexual themes. He recommended “Escape” as best place to pick up some good hustlers, but also said that this was the most expensive in Prague. He defined good old lies as: “Subjectively colored information and data.” He was so funny, but obviously was drinking even faster than your heroine and hard stuff too, not mild Pilsner Urquell beer. He was reciting the old Erlkoenig poem by heart and in German. Suzy Size was mighty impressed. Then he sang the Horst Wessel Lied for your astonished heroine. The old German saying claims: “Wo man singt, da lass dich nieder, boese Menschen haben keine Lieder.” (Where they sing you can well stay, bad people have no songs to play.) Marie, who entertained your heroine in that crazy kind of way, finally had enough, called his driver and was never seen again. He probably fell asleep immediately after having sat down in the car. Dear Marie, you must know, you drink far too much, but you are so funny.

Where is the meat? By now you surely are asking this question, gay sex tourist. Just a minute. Here it comes: When Suzy Size entered “Temple Club” (your heroine can be very religious, strongly believing in “pro choice” when it comes to money boys) she sat down at the bar. There was no entrance fee asked of her on an ordinary week day and there was no show on either. Suzy looked at a group sitting on a sofa but then was approached by Michael. Your heroine knew Michael already, she had visited him on Gayromeo in the escort section just the day before (she usually does her homework). In no time the two gentlemen talked business. He wanted 80 Euros, really had an enormous cock (Suzy was invited to touch it and was not little impressed). He was versatile and fortunately had no ugly hair on his chest. He offered Suzy a good massage, plus a lot of cuddling and then the usual sex. Suzy might have been interested, but he had such a bad breath. Do they not have courses in the Czech Republic that teach those young men, constantly in need of some money, the very basics of business? It seems not.

Then Suzy joined the group on the sofa. A very tall blond guy was interested in doing business with your heroine. His name was Thomas, he was 1.90 high, a fact that considerably dwarfed Suzy who is extremely size conscious as you should know by now. They were sitting together, kissing on that sofa, when 20 years young Thomas led the hand of Suzy Size in the backside of his pants. In no time Suzy was doing the natural (and probably right) thing, finger fucking or sodomizing that gorgeous young man right on that Temple sofa. What would you have done? It is a rhetorical question, of course. He explained to your heroine that he really liked to get fucked and that he would get a huge hard on when treated accordingly. He asked Suzy for an offer in the bidding that now was going to start. When Suzy Size offered 40 Euros Thomas surprisingly agreed, but asked Suzy not to tell anybody, a promise your heroine naturally has kept until today. So the two new friends left for the hotel Arco, Suzy paid his drinks worth about 10 Euros. Thomas was a student, aiming at becoming a photographer. Yes, his parents knew he was gay, but he did not tell them how he made his money. Suzy encouraged him to tell them all. After all this is a very honorable profession, a young man should be proud to give pleasure to an older (though seldom wiser) guy who would share some of his riches with that splendid young man. Thomas was going to Munich next day to do some pleasure dissemination there. He asked Suzy the name of the most important hustler bar. Can you believe this? At that very moment Suzy could not remember the name of “Alexander” (remember last year in Munich?), but instead introduced him to the valuable content of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World where such important questions are almost always answered. But Suzy is sure, delightful Thomas would have found his way around Munich and the whole world even without this unique gay guide.

Do get to know gay Vienna in our next travelogue. Last time Suzy was there, she was not impressed by the Vienna gay scene. But – as it will turn out - it has changed for the better! Read these new revelations exclusively on Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World.

Support the Suzy Size World Friendship Tour - pay on-line now – it feels so good to do good

Suzy Size likes her tour through five Asian countries so much, she now plans to go on an eternal World Friendship Tour for Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World. Well, eternal is a long time – contrary to short time – and our heroine needs some funds for this unique venture, the boys are costly, you know. Support your heroine and pay on-line with your credit card. Any amount of 20 US $ and above welcome. If you commit 100 US $ or above you will get a dinner invitation at Castelgandolfo, the Suzy Size residence slightly outside Pattaya. It feels so good to do good! For payment just go to this link on the internet:

http://www.sparkleserver.net/payment.php

There will be a field with 4 lines.

1. Company: Your name

2. Billing contact E-mail: Supporter has to give in his E-mail address

3: Paying for: Supporter gives in: Place or country Suzy should visit next

4: Amount and currency: Any

And then you can make your payment right there. Suzy Size thanks thee an awful lot and is mighty proud of you.