Gay Myanmar: Suzy Size is coming!

Even more obstacles on the long way to gay Tabatinga

By Suzy Size, your gay guide through the world

Another crazy week for your restless heroine on her long, long winding way to gay Tabatinga:

Monday morning Suzy Size carefully packed two cocoa seedlings for a customer in Petchaburi. The good man wanted them sent by EMS. Miss Size brought them to the post office as well and the shipping of the 4.8 kilo parcel was 217 Baht.

The plants arrived there the next day safe and sound.

Then your heroine had to instruct the two gardeners what they should do during her absence. At night Suzy Size took a flight with Air Asia to Udon Thani. When she was waiting to board the plane at Bangkok airport, a very famous Thai singer, Ad Carabao, entered and sat down five meters away from your heroine. Suzy Size nodded at him and the friendly guy nodded back. Several girls took turns to sit by his side and had their pictures taken with the famous, but down to earth artist who always gave a respectful wai to his female fans. Suzy Size would have loved to have a picture taken with the great man as well, but was too shy to ask. Besides, her secretary, Hans Fritschi, was not with her who takes masterful photos of your so photogenic heroine that cannot be matched by anyone else. Hans was - once again – writing one of his famous gardening columns for “Der Farang” (on Gac this time) and Suzy had to carry all her heavy bags – containing the dildos and the fur coats – alone, the poor darling.

After arriving at Udon Thani airport Suzy bought a bus ticket for 200 Baht to drive her to Nong Khai. Since she had no car with her, she had decided to stay at the Panthawee hotel instead of her house 7 kilometers outside the city. The bus first stopped at the friendship bridge to Laos, then the bus driver brought a silly German couple to their guest house, then your heroine to the Panthawee. In the lobby she met Madame Kochaporn Na Nongqai, the owner of said city hotel, who originally was born in a wrong (male) body, but that has been corrected through the proper surgical means. The grey ladies embraced each other, but Suzy still had to pay the room bill (500 Baht) immediately and a deposit (200 Baht) for the key as well, they are kind of old fashioned here. Then she had a beer at the terrace restaurant of the Panthawee that is open 24 hours and called Mr. Ting – who had phoned your heroine twice already – to make those carnival arrangements. Since this fine 24 year old money boy – originally from Bangkok - had no idea where the Panthawee was, Suzy – after some hesitation what to suggest - was going to meet him in front of the good old Nong Khai post office, everybody knows that. After diner, Suzy Size managed to bring him to her room, despite the signs, that disallow such behavior. And up they went to Paradise.

The pleasure was great, but all the thoughts of your divine heroine are still with her one and only Darick in Belem (Brazil) whom she hopes to meet on her very, very long way to gay Tabatinga.

Tuesday morning Suzy Size went to Nong Khai Immigration to have her one year visa transferred from the old to the new passport. Again they were extremely rude and your heroine will next year deal with Pattaya Immigration when the renewal is up.

The flight back that night to Bangkok was slightly delayed and Suzy arrived at the Malaysia Hotel around nine, had some Sushi at Zen in convent road and a couple of beers at Balcony.

Gay Myanmar to be revisited

Wednesday morning your heroine went to the Myanmar Embassy to get a visa for that country. Needless to say, she was not alone and had to queue for maybe half an hour before she could hand over the passport, an application form, two photos and one copy of the passport. Then she got a number and had to wait another while until she could pay 810 Baht (the ten Baht probably were a tip for the Burmese bureaucrat). Friday afternoon the visa would be ready, the express service for the same afternoon pickup is 1200 Baht. The process is easy and not worth the 5000 Baht fee charged by travel agents in Pattaya.

Suzy Size is now ready for gay Myanmar and looking forward to it. If anybody out there has visited the place recently, send a comment or suggestion to Suzy. (And some phone numbers of the local talent: After all, the visit is part of the Eternal Gay World Friendship Tour.)

Your heroine has fond memories of that now opening country – especially of an encounter in an old Pagan temple… -, but has not been back for years.

And until she leaves for Myanmar, your heroine would also try to find out, how the hell she is getting herself from Manaus to gay Tabatinga?

There was certainly no progress made in that field this week again.

But another week in gay Pattaya is looming just around the next corner and that might bring enlightenment.