Gay Lisbon: Meeting a sexy Brazilian

Returning to My Rainbow Rooms in Lisbon: Home far from home

By Suzy Size, your gay guide through Europe and the world

Your horny heroine was looking forward enthusiastically to her three night stand in gay Lisbon. Not only because she was staying again at centrally located and relaxed My Rainbow Rooms and thus revisiting her old friend Marc Cunha, the American owner of said lovely guesthouse. Another very good reason for looking forward to gay Lisbon was Bruno Carvalho, an angelic Brazilian escort who makes a passionate living there. Bruno Carvalho had just recently made an entry on behalf of his wonderful services in the Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World Gay Lisbon and Suzy had gladly released that free entry for that fine Brazilian man. But since she was coming to Lisbon anyhow, she had emailed that talented young man – he has designed his great website himself – and made him an offer, that (she hoped) he could not resist, a barter deal:

For one free short hour with him, Suzy Size would give him several banner links on this Gay Guide World, would write one of her masterpiece profiles and thus cover every intimate detail of him and his services. Normally, such a priceless advertisement deal is worth 500 $ US and an average escort hour in Lisbon is 50 to 150 Euros. And the clever young man immediately agreed to that so beneficial deal for both parties.

Look, gay visitor of Lisbon, if you think your heroine is a cheap bitch, ask yourself honestly: “How much did I contribute financially to the Eternal Gay World Friendship Tour?

And to the noble cause, for which it stands, to describe the whole fucking world from a gay perspective?

Do not ask, what your heroine can do for you, ask, what you can do for Suzy Size!”

And Miss Size tells it to you frankly again: Send some dough, right now.

Another reason your heroine likes this barter concept with the hustlers of the world: Bruno Carvalho was only going to be the start of a new and unique writing career for Suzy Size. She has written uncountable book, movie and theater reviews: So boring! Who reads that stuff? Who needs that stuff? But how much more rewarding must it be to become a critic of the money boys of the world? And Suzy bets, you all out there would want to read those reviews in which you could get intimately getting to know the youth, the strength and the future of the gay world! Suzy Size is ready for that sacrifice and service.

And there was a lot in it for those male angels too, we are not only speaking of the honor to service your horny heroine Suzy Size, but the unique chance to become immortal. “Wanderlust in Gay Asia” is selling quite well and more volumes may follow suit. For instance “Wandering through the gay escort gardens of the world”.

Who makes it in there, can make it everywhere and the business for the boys could just explode.

Without having discussed all this enormous thoughts with Bruno Carvalho in detail, Suzy knew, he had gotten the general idea and was eagerly waiting for your heroine to arrive in gay Lisbon.

But, alas, before we can meet Bruno Carvalho (and Marc Cunha, of course!) in Lisbon, we have to get your heroine out of bitter cold Beijing first. She flew with China Air (who messed up her reserved seat, idiots!) to Frankfurt. Then boarded a train to her native Zurich where she had several meetings with old friends, saw lots of curious things and people. Your horny heroine could not resist the temptations of gay Zurich Paragonya sauna where she met an enormous black Brazilian guy who reminded her, that the best part of her trip was still waiting for her in Belem: Yes, Miss Size is talking of Darick, darling, the beautiful Mulatto with a 23 centimeter tool! Not unlike Bruno Carvalho in gay Lisbon, Darick was waiting for Suzy Size in gay Belem!

Another cold morning Miss Size boarded a train to Milan from where she was finally flying to Lisbon. Naturally, the flight was delayed, but Suzy could inform Marc about the delay through an unaccustomed way of getting a paid internet connection. At the Milan airport (as most airports) there is no free internet. But when Suzy tried to log into one of the services, it said, that your heroine could pay through her Skype credit, which she did.

When she finally arrived at My Rainbow Rooms, Marc and his party had left for a nearby restaurant. Suzy just dropped her bags and joined this nice gay group. Not much later, she returned with Marc and the group to have some champagne at the guesthouse. Later Paulo, the friendly young boyfriend of Marc, still went out to sample the late gay night life of Lisbon. Suzy and Marc talked for another hour or so, before both ladies retired. Not first thing in the morning (Suzy did not want to seem desperate, besides those angels work night shifts), but early afternoon, your heroine was going to call Bruno Carvalho.

And then the fun could start in earnest in gay Lisbon.