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Gay Fortaleza hit by male hyperinflation
There are some bad boys in not so gay Fortaleza!
By Suzy Size, your gay guide through Europe and Brazil
One of her first visits in gay Fortaleza lead your heroine and size-queen not to Dragon Health Club nor to equally inviting Tres Chic or California Thermas but to an old and huge friend that hangs around opposite that horrible Passeio Hotel. Suzy Size had stayed in that absolute shit hole - located in a dangerous neighborhood - one night last year, but can report that is has fortunately – there is some justice in the world - closed down now! But her gigantic friend was – as expected – still there, alive and – in a way - kicking!
Your gardening heroine naturally talks about her XL big-big boy, that majestic Baobab tree that stands out in that little park in front of the former (probably bankrupted) Passeio horror hotel. Those Baobabs are fascinating trees, can literally become thousands of years old and store up to 120000 liters of water. They sell quite well on the plants market in Nakluea – back in good old Pattaya – the Thai brother in law always sends the sales reports to Miss Size wherever she actually and physically may be (in gay Lima, Peru presently). Look, gay traveler to Fortaleza or Brazil in general, those Baobabs are not so easily photographed! Not because they jump up and down or move sideways like bamboo in the wind, but you need an object besides or in front of that tree that gives you an idea of the incredible size: It must measure at least 10 meters in diameter all around. If you look at the picture taken last year you will probably not be impressed due to the obvious lack of such a measuring aid in the foreground. That is one reason why your heroine returned to that great tree.
And Miss Size was lucky indeed! When she arrived, a good looking young man was there together with his (horrible) girlfriend. They both were admiring this monument of male magnificence, touching it, kneeling in front of it, they probably would have loved to take it in their greedy mouths, if that would have been possible at all. In most of her masterpiece snapshots your heroine managed to cut out the bitch, using only the well built male body as a reference to that sensational size. Suzy Size managed to take dozens of pictures with that male foreground only and was going to delete the ones the bitch managed to sneak in and destroy the natural order.
Unfortunately those superb shoots are lost for mankind, lost forever!
When your heroine roamed other areas of Fortaleza, always looking for interesting plants, new shapes and different sizes, she spotted another wild growing small tree she never has seen before in her life near Marina Park, behind a wall. She zoomed in at it and took several shots. Then jumped up into the air and thus grabbed some valuable seeds that were later sent to Thailand in a parcel and the plants should grace the luscious gardens surrounding Castelgandolfo one day not too far away.
Look, prospective gay visitor of Fortaleza, your jumping, seed grabbing heroine made a bit a fool out of herself, as usual, and one guy was watching her closely, but he put his thumb up, a sign of approval!
This sign – thumbs up – you experience time and again whilst traveling in Brazil. If you order another beer by holding up the empty bottle in a restaurant, the waiter across the joint will put up his thumb telling you, he got the message and approves of the idea. So Suzy Size thought that passer-by with his thumb up was actually a closet gardener that did well understand silly Miss Size.
But in the next moment that thumb was gone and said man was holding a long and rather pointed knife in his hand, a gesture that now looked more like that fuck you finger.
The situation was completely surreal:
That obvious thief was such a thin and unimpressive person your heroine was not scared for one second, but strangely paralyzed. He was at least two meters away and Suzy could have run flee from him without problems. After all this happened in broad daylight on a busy intersection with many cars and motorcycles driving around. But instead, Suzy Size just started to scream a bit, probably hoping to attract attention and chase him away.
He just looked a bit more nervous, but still was not very impressive, except for that big and probably sharp knife. Look, future gay visitor of Fortaleza, he was the professional here, he should have given directions, your heroine is not held up every day and does not know the proper conduct in such situations.
After a few seconds – that seemed like an eternity – he reached out for the left pocket of the pants where Suzy stored her inexpensive compact camera.
He tore apart those nice pants, grabbed the camera and run away. Suzy Size was just so relieved, she did not get hurt!
She bought a new camera soon after, but always watches her environment now when taking her sensational shots.
The greedy dragons in the gay sauna of Fortaleza
Even though your heroic heroine stayed calm all the time during that holdup and after, she concluded it was time for a little reward or treat that night by returning to one of the gay saunas of Fortaleza which naturally are all listed in the fabulous Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World, regarding that Brazilian town.
Dragon Sauna was closest and your horny heroine had fond memories of her visit there last year. They still want your finger print when entering and when you buy a beer or rent a suite you have to confirm your expense by fingerprint.
Dragon is still a stylish or posh sauna of gay Fortaleza and your horny heroine was molested several times by an older man she did not like at all.
When she approached Marcello, a black guy that entertained her so well last year, your horny heroine was flabbergasted by the hyperinflation that has taken Dragon and their boys into an iron grip:
Marcello wanted 50 Reais (about 30 $) for the massage alone and additional 80 Reais for sex!
The same package last year was not (total) 130, but 50 Reais only!
Even though Marcello was ready to give a discount when Suzy reminded him of their long and beautiful friendship, he insisted of 100 Reais, 100 Reais minimum!
And all the other boys in the union did the same.
It must be said:
Your heroine did not experience especially gay times this year in fucking Fortaleza!