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Breaking news: Gay World Friendship Tour starts in earnest
Gay Sri Lanka is the first leg on a (maybe) never ending trip
By Suzy Size, gay Pattaya
When you read this, gay sex tourist, your heroine is in Sri Lanka already. You can read about her experiences there next week, here exclusively on Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World. The last days in Pattaya were very busy since Suzy starts her infamous Gay World Friendship Tour right now and does not know when she will set foot to Pattaya again. Because of the rising oil price Suzy has made some quick decisions and bookings with European discount airlines, it is once again amazing what one can do through the internet.
The rout of the first two months of the Gay World Friendship Tour are now clear, and the gay masses can cheer their heroine on the way, if they should wish to do so. Interesting individuals along the route are hereby invited to write to Suzy (editor at stickyrice.ws) if they wish to meet her. But be warned: Do not write if you are boring! But do write: If you want to host Suzy at your villa, wine and dine her endlessly there and borrow your house boys or boy friends during the nights. Get in touch: If you own a 9 star hotel and would like Suzy to move in for free as long as she wishes. Definitely write: If you are good looking call boy who would like to read a performance review against a free (so called) massage. And please do get in touch: If you are filthy rich, old and looking for a good cause that is worthy to inherit your fortune in the not too distant future (even boring people may get in contact). So far very little funds were pledged to the Suzy Size World Friendship Tour and poor Suzy had to cover most of the costs herself. Life is just not fair to us girls! To make matters worse, her entry into the stock market (see the gay Hong Kong visit) could not have been worse. She bought UBS shares at 35 Francs, then again at 32 Francs and now they are about 26 Francs: Sic transit gloria mundi, as the Latino hustlers used to say, quite a blow job (in plain English). Suzy makes a brave face, after all, the show must go on as we all seem to know.
After a week in Sri Lanka Suzy will fly to Frankfurt and once again explore the gay scene there. She has booked a discounted train thicket to Stuttgart already where she plans to look for gay traces, the scene being very small she probably needs a magnifying glass and some flash lights. Another discounted train thicket was booked through the internet (all done from amazing Pattaya) which will bring your heroine to her beloved native Zurich. There she has planed to meet many old friends, will visit the Opera House and definitely will try to squeeze in some encounters with Brazilian hunks at famous Zurich Paragonya gay sauna. Do not worry, she will keep you posted. Several other Swiss cities will be visited and mercilessly tested and judged. It is quite a challenge to be a global gay discoverer.
Suzy has booked a flight with Easyjet from low cost airport Basel to Madrid June 24 (slightly under 80 Swiss Francs) and has made contact with an old friend, a painter, who lives in Spain for ages. Then there is a short leg to Portugal where Porto, Coimbra and naturally Lisbon will be revisited. Then back in Spain Toledo, Valencia and wonderful Barcelona are scheduled. Followed by Marseille, Cotignac, Nice, Genova, Milano, Lugano and again some days back in good old Zurich which is very recommendable when it comes to gay life or quality of life in general.
July 25 Suzy Size is flying to London, again from Basel with Easyjet, the price again slightly under 80 Swiss Francs. She will from there travel to Dublin, probably by train and ferry. Ryanair will then fly your heroine from Dublin to Prague, this is so far the most expensive flight with slightly under 80 Euros, but it is quite far too, if you have time to look at a map. And from Prague? Not sure yet. Maybe to the east Vienna, Budapest, Warsaw maybe back to Germany, Dresden, Cologne. Maybe by then Suzy is so homesick she will fast return to good old Pattaya where she lives in a surrounding (see pictures) reminiscent of paradise.
But maybe the Wanderlust of Suzy Size has become a severe addiction by then. After all, she has never been to Moscow and India and those large countries are directly on the way back home, August not being a bad month yet for cold Russia, she would not want to go much later. Suzy has firstly no space in the suit case to take all her mink coats with her, and secondly, the insurance would cost a fortune.
Next week Suzy Size will check out gay Sri Lanka for you, exclusively on Stick Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World.
Support the Suzy Size World Friendship Tour - pay on-line now – it feels so good to do good
Suzy Size likes her tour through five Asian countries so much, she now plans to go on an eternal World Friendship Tour. Well, eternal is a long time – contrary to short time – and our heroine needs some funds for this unique venture, the boys are costly, you know. Support our heroine and pay on-line with your credit card. Any amount of 20 US $ and above welcome. If you commit 100 US $ or above you will get a dinner invitation at Castelgandolfo, the Suzy Size residence slightly outside Pattaya. It feels so good to do good! For payment just go to this link on the internet:
There will be a field with 4 lines.
1. Company: Your name
2. Billing contact E-mail: Supporter has to give in his E-mail address
3: Paying for: Supporter gives in: Place or country Suzy should visit next
4: Amount and currency: Any
And then you can make your payment right there. Suzy Size thanks thee an awful lot and is proud of you.