Secrets and dreams revealed during drunken nights

Gay Chiang Mai revisited

By Suzy Size, gay Chiang Mai

Suzy Size had a splendid time when revisiting gay Chiang Mai recently. The scene has increased enormously in the last few years. Have a look at the Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World. All those different massage places alone are very inviting. Suzy was sitting in her room and checked them all out thanks to Wifi. Was she going over to Lavender Lanna massage? River House Massage looked inviting, too. But first she went for a walk. Since Suzy was walking near Classic House that fair afternoon, she decided to give it another try, never change a winning horse, your heroine has been here before and then came out very satisfied. The friendly receptionist explained the procedure: One hour of oil massage is 500 Baht, the minimum tip being 600 Baht. Then you can pick a young man from the album, for instance Mr. Sak (24) who is a bottom. Then you go upstairs, take a shower and lay down in the room. There is a mattress on the wooden floor and the procedure takes its course.

Needless to say, Mr. Sak got more than the minimum tip. He chose the right job, enjoying his work very, very visibly. One cannot fake this, if you know what I mean…

When your heroine came to Chiang Mai the very first time in 1982 there was just one (empty) gay bar which offered to call in some boys, but then shy Suzy refused the friendly offer. She might have been a bit like Johan, the cute, young Dutch intern of Lavender Lanna she got to know at Soho bar and guesthouse where she was staying this time around. She met somewhat shy Johan again at breakfast next day, next door at Amazing Sandwich. Then again at an early drink at Soho bar. She bumped into Johan again and again. And into the other gay guys hanging out at Soho bar. The melancholic Canadian, the funny Swede, the straight American couple that just loved that gay bar.

Having said that the Chiang Mai gay scene has grown a lot lately, it still consists of a small, compact crowd and you see familiar faces al over again and again. It is so nice.

Suzy certainly went to see the show ad Adams Apple, yes, this legendary Chiang Mai gay bar has reopened at the old premises, but was redesigned completely. The show is very good, sleazy like in the old days. Many hunks were recruited who show it all. If you believe in size - like your heroine - you are certainly at the right place here. And again, familiar faces, in Chiang Mai you will not get lost, everybody knows everybody and most are at friendly terms with each other. And gossiping is the greatest pastime on earth.

But the favorite hangout (headquarters) of your heroine in gay Chiang Mai was Soho. The rooms are inexpensive, but have all amenities you need in a very central location, just walking distance to many gay places. And you just have to walk down the stairs to sit in your favorite bar. Scott, the American owner, is an excellent host, funny and discrete at the same time. He will talk to you, if you want to talk and leave you alone if you want to be left alone. He can sense that. His able Thai staff is friendly and attentive, too. For once Suzy Size harbors a dream, she would like to be in the picture she took, she would like to be that ugly farang besides Scott holding his greedy and fingers around wonderful Tan, feeling what is under that NYC t-shirt. And later take him up to her room to show him her infamous stamp collection over and over again. But, alas, it cannot be, she has to stay out of the picture, being the restless reporter for that silly, silly website. Life can be tough for your heroine at times.

Suzy heard a lot of stories sitting at Soho bar in Chiang Mai, she listens well and does not get drunk easily whereas the beers open up her victims, make them reveal their darkest or well kept secrets. One guy told her about his coming out in Pattaya. Another confessed not to have had sex in nine months. He was fucked by such a big cock, he got severely hurt in the process. But now he secretly fancied waiter Tan – who does not? - and would love to restart his sex life with him. And yet another one told Suzy about his intensive death wish for his mother. The woman is filthy rich but would disinherit him if she knew he was gay. Understandably he wishes her to be dead. Suzy thinks this is a very common wish. Parents are always parents and children want to get rid of them eventually. Maybe not today, but the day after tomorrow would suit fine.

The drunken nights at Soho are very revealing.

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