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1 Mar 14
Gay Vietnam: Massages and a cockteaser
When Phuong surprisingly sent Suzy Size a mail, your heroine was thrilled, indeed. She fondly remembered her good looking gay guide from Hanoi who had shown her around the Vietnamese capital several years ago. Phuong – which means Phoenix – had successfully relocated to the US by catching an American shrink who formerly was heartbroken by another treasure hunter and therefore hesitated long until he finally tied the knot again just recently. But now Phuong had his Green Card, he definitely made it from the Third World that counted most. And now he was going to visit his homeland and Thailand as well. Was Suzy Size interested in seeing him again? Most certainly! Read more

3 Dec 11
There is really no gay scene in Vung Tau
When they finally arrived at the hotel, both Anh and Suzy were quite groggy and definitely ready for a shower. When Anh carried the big bag with 8 kilos of cocoa pods to the elevator, Suzy thought the perfect moment to try hanky-panky had come: As soon as they entered the room together, Suzy Size would try to kiss juicy Anh in that well known French way, then shower with him and so on. You, prospective gay traveler to Vung Tau or Vietnam in general, can imagine what now could happen! Read more

26 Nov 11
Tasting gay Saigon or Ho Chi Minh
Long after breakfast at a nearby coffee house, Suzy Size made another attempt to truly getting to know gay Saigon. Your horny heroine had been contacted on that gay internet dating site by Brandon, a 34years old Vietnamese-American guy living and working in Saigon or Ho Chi Minh City. Now she called him on his mobile phone and tried to make a date for that Saturday evening, she was very nervous at first. And, yes, Brandon, 20 years her junior, was interested in meeting grey Miss Size that evening. Contrary to the very first internet acquaintance he had no problems coming to meet Suzy at God Mother Saigon, maybe he was more out of the closet due to his US background? Read more

19 Nov 11
Massage in gay Saigon or Ho Chi Minh
When she saw Aleses with another group of gay young men (or young men that will at least have sex with men) she joined the gang again. Aleses was the boss of the group and he was clearly gay, slightly effeminate, but still acceptable for your hunk loving heroine. It was great fun to sit on that small chairs and equally small tables in Bui Vien, drinking cold Saigon Green with ice, eating snacks and watching Saigon walk by. Read more

12 Nov 11
Trying gay Saigon or Ho Chi Minh
Out of those 12 Vietnamese gay guys living in Saigon that had shown interest in your gray heroine on that dating site, only a few had posted a picture of themselves. The two that had a picture were ruled out immediately by Suzy Severa Size due to their unappealing looks, which is just a matter of personal taste. One had sent some pictures of himself to Miss Size, including a nude showing an erect cock of miniscule size and thus had no chances with your demanding size-queen. But one guy with pictures appealed to your picky heroine: He did not state his age, but was probably about 25 to 28 years old, neither an inexperienced chicken, nor over his prime. On one of the pictures he wore expensive designer clothes, Suzy thought, he was either a rich kid or an expensive money boy. Read more

5 Nov 11
Testing gay Saigon or Ho Chi Minh
So Miss Size walked up and down Bui Vien, the backpacker street of Saigon, till she by coincidence found a gay group of drinking boys and joined them for some beers in one of the inexpensive street restaurants where the Saigon Green costs 10000 Dong which are 50 US Cents. The most attractive and obvious boss of the group was a fellow called Aleses. He befriended your heroine right from the start, pealed peanuts for her and cheered with his beer all the times. Was he trying to get Suzy drunk? Miss Size paid some rounds, but then left to her hotel, returned to the good God Mother of gay Saigon. Aleses had offered to take Miss Size to his nearby room, but your heroine was a bit too tired and did not trust him yet. After all, Saigon was the only Asian city your horny heroine had ever been robbed by a hustler. Tomorrow was another day and Suzy Size had the number of Aleses, just in case. If hanky-panky with Aleses would take place at all, it would be at her room at the God Mother where all strangers have to leave their IDs at the reception. Read more

15 Oct 11
Realities in gay Saigon or Ho Chi Minh
Next week Suzy Size shall return to gay Saigon or Ho Chi Minh City in her frantic search for cocoa beans and male beauty. As the regular readers of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World know by now, the latest trip there of your heroine was a complete failure. Not only did she not find those valuable cocoa beans near Vung Tau, she – who could also be labeled as Miss Beans after that failed trip - missed out on the recent developments of the gay scene of Saigon or Ho Chi Minh City as well. In other words, sorry Suzy Size did not get laid at all there which is certainly a scandal and a personal disaster as well. Read more

10 Sep 11
Is there a gay bar scene in Vung Tau?
It was now late afternoon and the mostly Vietnamese clients had left already, had returned to Saigon or Ho Chi Minh City. The friendly and obviously gay waiter was an English student and therefore spoke some English. So Suzy Size asked him about the cocoa plantations of Ba Ria. But he had only shortly arrived here with his mother – being her only child – from the Vietnamese border area to Cambodia and was not too familiar yet with the surroundings of Vung Tau. But his boss, a woman, was from Ba Ria, but she had never heard of the famous cocoa plantations there. Anh, the 23 year old English student with about three jobs to keep him and his mother alive, was free the next day and willing to act as a guide for your heroine. He was the proud proprietor of a motorcycle and was going to be driver and guide in one. Read more

3 Sep 11
Returning to gay Saigon or Ho Chi Minh
So Suzy called it a day. She went for some beers to Quan Huong Vy restaurant, had dinner at an excellent Italian restaurant nearby. She walked through Bui Vien, the backpacker street running parallel to Pham Ngu Lao street, but there were far less juicy massage boys offering their services than last time, none really appealed to your Pattaya spoiled heroine. And there was no trace of Heintje (her Saigon heartthrob) at all. The boys were far less aggressive too, nobody molested Miss Size (to her chagrin) at all, nor did they seem to take notice of her. Read more

2 Apr 08
An episode almost free of gay stuff – Is Switzerland near Scotland? Read this story in German
You may think, Suzy Size makes up all those stories, but they all really happened. Suzy has no fantasy at all and could never invent a thing. So you must believe your traveling heroine - now in the last phase, the twilight zone of her crazy trip – beloved Beauregard really was at the bus terminal of the mighty Mekong Express when Suzy got there, early as always. But, alas, he was not wearing the orange silk uniform of the bus attendants, he was only helping the company to board the many passengers. Read more

1 Apr 08
A gay son of Hanoi, living and working in Saigon – meeting Heintje or Rambo Read this story in German
Suzy Size had dinner in an Indian Restaurant in Bui Vien which is the backpacker street right behind her hotel. The food was horrible, but dirt cheap. She had a table overlooking Bui Vien. There were a lot of young men around with their bicycles, making noise with a little metal instrument and thus advertising their massage services. There were so many, it was almost like Jomtien beach but in an urban context. They all were looking for eye contact and once established they would come back time and again to sell their massage services. Read more

31 Mar 08
Mr. no-bullshit II– a gay son of Saigon Read this story in German
Suzy Size joint Canh at his table in Quan Huong Vy restaurant in Pham Ngu Lao street and took over her Saigon beer. He was a funny guy, obviously gay with the blond lines in his hair and the sun tattooed on his left upper arm. He was 38 and a bit fat, not really the type of Suzy Size, but he was charming at first and Suzy Size wanted to exploit his (hopefully) deep knowledge about gay Saigon. Canh loved Suzy instantly which was definitely a one sided love. He kissed our heroine right here in public, Suzy was suddenly a bit shy. Read more

30 Mar 08
Mr. no-bullshit – a gay son of Saigon Read this story in German
Suzy had all the time of the world. Slowly, taking many detours after dinner, she went back for a Saigon beer in Quan Huong Vy restaurant in Pham Ngu Lao. It was now about 10 pm, the sexy waiter who had predicted Suzy would be back, had gone, but now Mr. no-bullshit was here. He was quite obviously gay and after a very short time invited Suzy to join him at his table. Read more

29 Mar 08
On the mighty Mekong Express – Gay Saigon, Suzy is coming Read this story in German
Suzy Size sat on the Mekong Express and fell instantly in love with the super cute bus attendant. With utmost grace he was handing out the cold towels. Then every passenger got a bottle of wonderful water from his very well sized hands. You surely know, gay sex tourist, what that might indicate? And finally Beauregard handed out a lunch box with a sweet and a meat cake. Lovely meat cake, Bearegard. He certainly was in the same league as Troy and M. Idris. Read more

23 Feb 08
Gay Thailand is not Gay Asia - Pattaya is so terribly boring Read this story in German
Tomorrow Suzy will start her great Gay Asian Friendship (or sex?) Tour through five countries. But today our heroine is still very busy with last preparations. She prints out all the relevant Pink Pages from Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia for the whole Gay World. Of course the printer goes on strike several times under this enormous workload and has to be shut in order to cool down. Suzy is still a technical idiot and will always be one. Read more

9 Feb 08
Wanderlust in Gay Asia – Suzy in heat
You, who live in the fog or the cold might not be able to understand why Suzy Size gets so quickly bored these days. Sitting every day in Gay Pattaya Jomtien beach must seem like a dream come true for many of you over there. But Suzy Size is not happy with this perspective on hunky volleyball players, talented money boys and all the gay bars of Pattaya each and every day. It is like eating caviar every day, in the end you cannot stand it any longer. Suzy will therefore go on a five countries Gay Asian Friendship Tour and spare you no details as usual. Read more

19 Jan 08
Feedback from gay Hanoi
I had contacted Mr. Leo through the infamous Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia World, a cute 26 year old gay son of Hanoi who speaks Vietnamese, English, German and Russian and is learning French at the moment three times a week. Mr. Leo is a free lance travel agent and had made a hotel reservation for me at an inexpensive hotel in the old part of town not far from Hoan Kiem Lake. He was supposed to pick me up the airport and really, there he was waiting for me. I liked him instantly and never regretted hiring him. Read more

1 Dec 07
A very short trip to gay Hanoi, indeed
If you are regular reader of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia World you might remember: I recently went on the Website of Air Asia and checked the availability of flights for November 20 (Bangkok – Hanoi) and for November 27 (Hanoi – Bangkok). Both ways were available at unbeatable 0 Baht! Well, with all the taxes and fuel surcharge a return ticket was available for 2850 Baht which really is dirt cheap for such a distance (1 hour 50 minutes flight). I booked that bargain immediately. I am no fool, after all. Read more

3 Nov 07
Explore gay Hanoi for little money
I went on the Website of Air Asia (a new link to them can now also been found on the Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Asia Guide World) and checked the availability of flights for November 20 (Bangkok – Hanoi) and for November 27 (Hanoi – Bangkok). Both ways were available at unbeatable 0 Baht! Well, with all the taxes and fuel surcharge a return ticket was available for 2850 Baht which really is dirt cheap for such a distance (1 hour 50 minutes flight). I wondered why those flights are so incredibly cheap? Read more

1 Aug 01
Vietnam Part Two: North of Saigon
The views of Nha Trang’s islet-studded bay from the aircraft are truly marvellous. Myriads of small boats ply the waters below-many fishing, but most carrying goods and passengers to places yo... Read more
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