Those deals with the invisible powers can be as complex as a complicated merger is in real business. Khun Amorn apparently had promised to become a monk for the duration of 15 days, if the land and the car deal went both through. And – as the old Romans already knew – pacta sunt servanda, agreements must be kept. And this is especially true in dealing with such mighty business partners.
So Khun Amorn moved from gay Pattaya to not so terribly gay Nong Khai and overlooked the renovation (new painting) of Castelgandolfo II. Around 300 guests were invited for the grand monk making party and Khun Amorn wanted to receive his many guests in style, in a clean or even immaculate place.
But you must know, user of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World, the Mia Noi does not call your heroine any longer, conveying the so tempting and reassuring message:
“I am so horny, please come over to see me at once!”
Since November that sexy Mia Noi has a so called partner, a Russian of all nations! He stays with that handsome gay Thai guy and Suzy is no longer allowed to visit her fine young man of 32 years of age any longer at his quarters! This is not only a pity because of the ample and convenient parking, right in front of the building, Miss Size now has to call herself, instead of being called!
The last ten days or so were the most stressful since your heroine Suzy Size returned from her latest trip to gay South America. She accompanied the Thai brother in law to Chanthaburi where he had to deliver 200 small Graviola trees to a customer. Even though they were only small ones, they filled the whole back of the pickup truck. The customer was a rich middle aged Thai woman who wanted to plant those to her unknown trees on a small part of her land. All in all she is the proud owner of more than 1000 Rai of land, one Rai accounts for 1600 square meters. Read more
At the table besides them was a mother with her effeminate son and his lady-boy lover. Naturally your heroine watched them from the corners of her eyes but was not at least attracted by any of them. So another sip of ice cold beer and some snacks until the next race took some attention.
But then two gorgeous young men arrived together on a bike wearing unusually fancy clothes for Nong Khai. Your heroine could no longer master her eyes which followed the two sexy guys all over. In her mind Suzy Size was undressing them slow motion and was now having sex with both of them, neglecting the boat races at the shore of the Mekhong.
Were they twins or just mysterious brothers?
Almost four months have passed since your exhausted heroine returned home to Pattaya from her 12 weeks on the road. The lost suitcase containing the precious seeds turned up eventually, they were all planted and most of them did sprout. The Mia Noi is as horny as ever and calls at last once a week, back to the gay Pattaya sex routine.
Many new wonders could be detected in the luscious gardens surrounding Castelgandolfo, the somewhat pretentious residence of your heroine outside Pattaya. Namely the Burma tomatoes, an old variety that still has taste was a huge success story.
Jim Lumsden, the flamboyant owner of Baan Souy, the exotic luxury resort of gay Pattaya, and his partner Gordon May can look back on a very busy, but also successful year. They opened their new resort, halfway between Boyztown and Jomtien gay beach in a quiet and very convenient location. From 9 am until 11 pm they provide a free Tuk-Tuk service for their guests that will drop them at either of the two gay hotspots in our town. By the way, this Baan Souy Tuk-Tuk is fully licensed and the passengers are therefore insured. Read more
When you, gay traveler to Asia, read this account of the last things done in very gay Pattaya, your heroine Suzy Size has parted already for greener pastures. She looks back from gay Beijing (her present location of writing and searching that so special male pleasure) on the last eventful days back home. For now she can only disclose about the Chinese capital, she arrived here around 6.30 am on a bitter cold Tuesday with 4 degrees Celsius and had her first gay Beijing encounter around 9 pm. But the Beijing leg of her eternal World Gay Friendship Tour will fully be featured in due time – which means: next week – so Eduard, in KL, be patient, even though it hurts! It is only one week you have to wait, one little week only! Read more
Saturday night Suzy Size and Connie Lingus had a splendid hot pot dinner at the banks of the Mekhong. Then the two grey ladies entered New Oasis Bar which reopened under new ownership just recently. This is the only gay host bar of Nong Khai and when Suzy entered that place the first time on a visit in January, Keekee, the manager, first thought Miss Size was a so called “real man”. This time around – accompanied by super flamboyant Connie Lingus – there was not the shadow of a doubt about the real nature of your heroine. The only host that night, Khun Ting, was 24 years old and joined the two “femmes fatales” at their table. Suzy Size at one point – she was slightly drunk – squeezed one of his sizeable nipples and then inquired about an in-house short time room, but they have no such emergency facility at New Oasis. Read more
The third catastrophe happened when your horny heroine arrived in Jomtien beach. She found a good parking space just in front of the Bank of Ayudaya branch and reached in no time D. D. Inn, her favorite short time hotel. The Mia Noi, who normally is late like most Thais, was there as well, now in short time they would go on a quick trip all the way up to paradise.
At least they thought they would.
Bloody, bloody Saturday! The D. D. Inn was fully booked! They even had rented out infamous room 205 who has seen over the years many men come (and go), which normally is more or less always kept as an emergency room for urgent short time reanimation. Now Suzy and her Mia Noi were in a difficult situation and much felt like Mary and Joseph on their way to Bethlehem.
Then Miss Size probably will proceed from Fortaleza (Brazil) by bus or so to Belem where she has never set foot yet so far and here the mighty Amazon river flows into the sea.
Your heroine has already checked out the only escort boy there, advertising his rather expensive services on a dedicated website.
He is just stunning.
Darick is indeed a beautiful Mulatto with a 23 cm tool, sensual lips and a pierced nipple.
And the 19 years young man can do everything!
But he wants 120 Euros for an hour in heaven.
So please, good gay guys out there in the world, send some dough right now!
If you do not, you commit a hefty crime against homosexuality and thus break two hearts with one stroke:
That of needy Darick and the lonely heart of your humble heroine!
Can you be so cruel?
Suzy Severa Size always remains hopeful, even against all odds. Read more
But that not too young man just kept staring at Suzy Size.
Weird, Suzy thought.
And then he even smiled at your heroine.
A timid, but beautiful smile.
Strange, Suzy thought.
But then your old heroine remembered: Decades ago, when a man looked at her with that kind of face, that kind of smile, he fancied her.
Could that be the case here and now?
After all, that guy in his thirties was not bad looking, not bad looking at all.
He had a well trained body from the gym.
So your encouraged heroine asked him the old, silly question that Suzy always asks in that very situation:
“Where are you from?”
He was from Russia.
The frantic gardening of your heroine got another boost towards the end of the year. Suzy and the brother in law – the one that sells her precious and rare plants at the plants weekend market in Nakluea - went to a plant fair in Bangkok where they met a most interesting supplier. Not only got the man vanilla, but also 7 different varieties of fig trees, “black moon” passion fruits from Mexico, rare black bananas from Papua New Guinea, red bananas from Israel, one banana type that reaches 14 meters in height and so on. Your gardening heroine did not know that Vanilla is an orchid and has planted one in the luscious gardens surrounding Castelgandolfo. Besides these so interesting plants, the first cocoa plants are for sale now as well. Besides macadamia, rosemary, gac, date palms from Syria, three passion fruit varieties, red lipstick shrubs, screw pines, nutmeg and so on.
Suzy Size is full of hope and enthusiasm and has high expectations for 2012.
This was at least a terrific start so far!
And the Mia Noi has time too again… Read more
One highlight on the gay agenda of Pattaya in December is always the annual birthday party at Panorama, the oldest gay Pub of Pattaya, located right in the center of Boyztown. It took place Saturday last week and it was actually – can you believe it? - the 12th anniversary! Time just flies. Read more
A confession has to be made to you, gay visitor of Pattaya: For a while your heroine Suzy Size has not been faithful and shamelessly whored around. The Mia Noi is now working in a restaurant and has moved back to the house of a former steady guy of Miss Size. For that reason, Suzy cannot meet him in his room to avoid loss of face to his buddy and “landlord”. It is actually quite absurd or very Thai! But another colleague from the restaurant would borrow his room nearby that restaurant for the short time encounters that naturally still take place. The problem was, this room was a bit smelly... Read more
Baan Souy (beautiful house) Resort has opened now and is the newest addition to the gay community of Pattaya. The stylish new resort is the brainchild of Jim Lumsden and Gordon May who are recognized as the founding fathers of legendary Boyztown. Jim, as everybody knows, still runs Boyzboyzboyz and has some marvelous new boys. Have a look at the pictures. Read more
Elmar Kleiner for instance has created a minimalistic, luxurious and highly functional private residence on a steep piece of land along a stunning 140 m beach front in Pattaya. The ensemble is a composition of a main house with several subordinate houses and generous outdoor areas, including a wide flamboyant stair and a 30 m swimming pool. The residential area consists of stunning 4500 square meters, the ceiling is 3.60 m high and the bathroom alone is 36 square meters. Hiring a gay architect has many advantages, you laugh and talk about the same things and you can be sure that there are no eyebrows raised if you want to have – for instance - your own and private darkroom built. Read more
When Suzy Size read this week (whilst in Saigon) that the airport in Bangkok had shut down due to the severe flooding, she became a bit nervous. So far her trip to Vietnam had been a big success. Not only had she met some interesting gay Vietnamese characters on her newest adventure trip, she also had retrieved 8 kilo of precious cocoa fruits containing the priceless fresh beans that only can germinate within two weeks, once they are taken from their pods. And she had also bought 10 cocoa seedlings. (The arduous details of this mad and hilarious undertaking will be fully revealed to the readers of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World at a later date.) And now the airport had closed! Read more
Be warned, gay traveler to Pattaya and the world in general, this is the sad tale of a gay Thai-Thai love affair that did not take place or originate from Boyztown or start at Sunee Plaza, the unlucky lovers met through a Thai gay dating website. A young man just madly fell in love with another, but this apparent love was one sided which lead to threats of violence and stalking. Read more
Another week has been spent – or is it wasted? – by your almost divine heroine Suzy Size. Not by searching for the juiciest gay asses in the phenomenal Pattaya Boyztown or at equally tempting Sunee Plaza, but with frantic gardening or maybe rather marketing. As the regular readers of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia regarding Pattaya do know by now by heart, your silly heroine has a not so secret plan to get rich quickly by selling her fast growing, but unique plants in large numbers at extremely elevated prices and thus financing her many sex trips around the world. It is the noble cause of the Eternal Gay World Friendship Tour to describe the whole fucking world from a gay perspective. But this task not only asks for a lot of stamina, it is a costly pet project of your heroine. Anyway, last weekend was the hour of truth, the Thai brother in law of Miss Size took a truckload of Graviola, Lipstick trees, bottle plants, passion fruit vines, red Italian basil and other rare green stuff to the plants market in Nakluea. Read more
Last Saturday your humble heroine Suzy Size once more moved her ass to the incredible plants market in Nakluea as a spy. This weekend her brother in law will start selling there all the precious plants Miss Size is growing in her luscious gardens surrounding her Castelgandolfo residence. And to know what the enemy (the competitors) is offering seems to be adamant. There were those incredible masculine bananas for sale there and it goes without saying your old size queen just had to buy them… Read more