Accounts & Advice - Singapore

Suzy waved down a taxi in Singapore and told the driver: “Changi”, adding “budget airport” in order not to be driven to the namesake Changi prison. After all our heroine had committed a crime against the inhuman laws of Singapore which still ban sodomy. But she was not going to be caught. Just a hint for the gay masses that want to copy this sheer endless trip of our heroine, do not go to the budget terminal, Air Asia really is located in Terminal 1. Another free piece of advice: Book your Air Asia thickets as early as possible. Suzy has only paid between 700 Baht (23 US $) and 2000 Baht (66 US $) for each flight, almost nothing. Read more

After Club One Seven Suzy Size headed for Backstage Bar. The gay night life of Singapore happens all in a relative small neighborhood (Chinatown), most major places are located within walking distance of each other. That is very convenient for the philandering gay sex tourist. Yes, Suzy is a gay sex tourist, meaning, always open for sex. Read more

Suzy Size has heard a lot about this gay sauna in Singapore called Club One Seven, but had never been there. The very first time she heard about it was in Phuket from friendly Daniel when they opened the namesake hotel. As you might know, Suzy once was the driving force (founding mother) behind Thai Guys Magazine, the first gay publication that appeared in Thailand and then visited gay Phuket several times each year. Read more

Suzy Size had known about that gay Singapore sauna called Raw Resort through the inevitable Pink Pages on Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World. Have a look for yourself if you like. They write there about themselves in the most interesting way: “Singapore's Raw Gym & Spa is one of the biggest ALL MEN theme's Spa in South Asia. It is open 24 hours daily within a 4 storey building with an open rooftop... Read more

The two brave ladies walked through the civilized but boring streets of Singapore and found a huge advertisement board for sex. Suzy (from Pattaya) was not little shocked. You could not hang such a sign in Boyztown without causing a commotion, scandal and the culprit would probably be deported and banned from Thailand for life. That seems to be a fundamental difference between Thailand and Singapore. In Thailand you do not talk about (gay) sex, but you just do it. Read more

So Suzy realized this internet cafe was a front for something else. But what the heck! They had two young and handsome apprentice pimps here with brute faces and wild tattoos. Suzy watched them fascinated from the corners of her eyes but did not dare to approach them in any other ways. Yes, even our heroine can be cowardly discreet at times. Read more

Kelvin, the new friend for life of Suzy Size, had sent her the same night she had met him at Artemis a detailed mail how to find her way to Singapore over the bridge and then by MTR to a station near her hotel. This was very helpful information and without it your heroine might surly have been lost and this precious gay blog might have ended abruptly and certainly somewhat prematurely. For all the copycats who will in the next one hundred years or so follow the steps of Suzy Size and travel on the unique route set out by her she will tell you how to proceed and get over the bridge from Johor Bahru to Singapore. Read more

Suzy Size almost fainted when the masseur chosen by (still absent) Chris was not Troy but a guy named Dayson. But since beggars cannot be choosers – after all this was a free massage by a professionally chosen professional at Artemis in Johor Bahru – Suzy Size swallowed a tear or two and followed the cute Chinese looking guy upstairs where heaven must surely be. The name of the 22year old was easy to remember even for someone slightly senile like Suzy Size since it was most conveniently tattooed just above the pretty ass. Read more

Tomorrow Suzy will start her great Gay Asian Friendship (or sex?) Tour through five countries. But today our heroine is still very busy with last preparations. She prints out all the relevant Pink Pages from Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia for the whole Gay World. Of course the printer goes on strike several times under this enormous workload and has to be shut in order to cool down. Suzy is still a technical idiot and will always be one. Read more

Lee Kwan Yew, founder of the Republic of Singapore, has read two scientific papers on homosexuality. Their twofold message: homosexuality is a) natural and b) exists in all cultures. Even in the Chinese one. In the light of this (not at all new) scientific evidence, Lee concluded enlightened, Singapore has no option but to decriminalize homosexuality. Wow, better a late epiphany then never. Read more

Thursday, August 4th, 7.30 pm. Some 50 gays and lesbians gather at Utterly Art. On display is an exhibition of paintings of the gay artist Martin Loh for a children’s book. For this occasion only some of Martin’s Cocteau-style pictures celebrating the male body in all his glory are... Read more

For the fourth time, on August 8th, gays in Singapore wrapped themselves in the red and white flag of the city-state and partied in honor of the nation’s birthday. The event was billed as NATION 04. For the first time it covered three days. Bangkok had just enforced a 1 a.m. closing on bars for A... Read more

If you thought, as I did, that there couldn’t be any gay venues in squeaky-clean Singapore where even the sale of chewing gum is prohibited, then think again, you’re in for a pleasant surprise. Suppose you have ... Read more