Suzy Size had dinner with her straight friends and then naturally joined the gay Phnom Penh crowds at Blue Chilli. There was a nice young man there that caught the attention of your heroine. He was quite funny and your heroine paid him some beers.
Naturally he wanted to join Miss Size for the night or short time, but Suzy turned him down for now. She had him come over the next afternoon instead and he came, indeed, they actually both came, eventually… Read more
Sweet Samak was only 25 years old and had – until recently – graced the rice fields around Siem Reap with his almost godly presence. That was the reason for his many muscles which were clearly visible under his immaculate white shirt.
But, alas, he was in search of a boyfriend and thus probably not prone to follow your heroine to her modest Phnom Penh quarters for carnival pleasures only, with no promise made to share a life or at least a fortune.
To add insult to injury, two horrible – but (sadly) quite good looking, younger – Vietnamese rice queens had entered the premises and they knew Mr. Samak from his time in Siem Reap where he apparently sometimes frequented notoriously gay Linga bar…
It must be said, Mr. Samak seemed to be very happy – almost delighted - to meet those Vietnamese horror tarts again! Read more
Look, gay tourist to Asia and the world in general, it is true, after some weeks or – in this case - three full months in good old Pattaya, Suzy Size becomes a bit nervous, wanderlust gets a grip on her and she normally starts moving again, departs on another of her trips in search of male beauty. But this recent trip to gay Cambodia and gay Vietnam is also due to a terrible blunder back in Brazil! In Porto Seguro your heroine had seen cocoa for the very first time in her life and – naturally - wanted to grow that interesting tree in her luscious gardens surrounding Castelgandolfo as well. After all, it is so tempting for an old Swiss tart to grow “chocolate bars” on a tree! Read more
Now Suzy is still sitting in her hotel room, but time is mercilessly running out. Your heroine has asked Mr. Rainbow 2011 (he was not free last night, unfortunately) to join your nervous heroine in her simple quarters at 2 pm sharp. Not only does she have to finish this short piece in a haste (and send it off, otherwise no time for this until Saturday and you, gay user of this site, would not hear of your heroine at all this week) she wants to cover the floor of her room with petals of red roses for godly Mr. Samak to walk on. She wants to take a shower and shave, sprinkle her worn out body with refined scents. If time only would allow, she also would have a face lift! Read more
You, gay visitors of Cambodia, are probably not interested in the meetings Suzy Size had with her motherly (or almost grandmotherly) friend Eva and her sister, but want to know all that happened at MENs. Arriving at the desk of MENs, Suzy and Patrick were seated and served a delicious welcome drink at the lobby and Pierre, who owns the hotel together with his friendly Cambodian partner, came to greet your heroine and have a little chat. In the mean time the good looking staff – Pierre certainly has good eyes – filled in the paper work. Read more
When your malign heroine Suzy Size published her latest piece about gay Siem Reap in June, Robert wrote the following comment on Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World:
“When have you been to Siem Reap?
As you don't mention MEN's, you were probably not there this year.
MEN's Resort has opened last December, and now it is definitely the place to go for gay travelers in Siem Reap.
I was there last month, and enjoyed so much to be in this all-male resort!
In the evening, local guys come to the use the Sauna and Swimming pool. Some are so cute! (I'm crazy for Cambodian boys).
Of course, I've been to visit Angkor Wat, but besides that I stayed much of my time at MEN's. So great there!” Read more
Blue Chilli is immensely popular, especially during the weekends and Suzy at first could not find a seat. There was a young, but incredibly fat und therefore ugly Farang sitting at a table with two chairs. Suzy used all her available witchcraft and bespoke him and her willpower worked: Soon after he paid his bill seemingly slightly disturbed, left and Suzy took over his former prime position in this spider net. Before long juicy prey was caught and brought back to the safe heaven of the Flamingos. This is the usual thing happening at Blue Chilli. What then occurred in the privacy of the quarters, you may be able to imagine, gay tourist to Cambodia. It is the old, old thing. Read more
Suzy and Susi met Ian for dinner, a rare financial supporter of the Gay World Friendship Tour. Then – without discreet cousin Susi who went back to Flamingos hotel – the gentlemen went over to Blue Chili, the most popular gay bar of Phnom Penh, Salt Lounge – by the way - has closed down. Later Chi, the Cambodian boy friend of Ian, joined them with some friends. Suzy got to know a fellow called Savaruth at Blue Chili and had a happy time with him at Flamingos that night and next night. Next afternoon she had Ashley as an interruption of afternoon boredom in Phnom Penh, but… Read more
Suzy was not sitting at Salt Lounge for long when an attractive young man sat down at the table besides her. Not very much later and the two protagonists were talking with each other. One of the first questions Suzy asked (are you surprised by the originality?):
”What is your name?”
”Ashley”, was the answer.
Now you must know, gay fellow sex tourist, Suzy had met lovely Ashley in December when she had visited Phnom Penh with Walter and Werner and hesitant Walter had finally been persuaded by his two companions to take Ashley with him to the hotel. Read more
Sihanoukville has an abundance of beautiful beaches and in one of them your grey heroine and gay guide Rith went for a swim. Suzy is not normally a fan of deserted beaches, she prefers busy Jomtien beach where action always could be possible, but this, of course, was a bit different thanks to charming Rith. Do you get it, gay Cambodia sex tourist, what might have happened in the crystal clear waters of this deserted beach? If not, try hard, very, very hard and even harder to think of something exciting. Read more
Preparing for her trip to Angkor, Suzy Size naturally contacted Dirk De Graaff, the General Manager of Golden Banana Boutique Hotel, but could not be lodged there because they were already fully booked. But Dirk suggested in his mail your heroine should come over for a chat whilst in Siem Reap, the pleasant little town which is the gateway to the famous temples around Angkor. And one evening Suzy Size just did that. It was relatively cool and after a pleasant short walk from The Old Market she reached the premises of Golden Banana – or should it not rather read (in plural) Golden Bananas? Read more
You do not go to Siem Reap because of the gay night life, you go for the temples of Angkor. But having said that, it is so nice that more and more gay (or gay friendly) places open up and add colour to that lovely little village gateway to Angkor. Read more
Suzy headed for the relatively new Shopping Center near Central Market to buy the newest DVDs. But first she had to pee her lunch beer and entered the toilet of said place. A young guy was there for the same reason and Suzy glanced at him from the side. He smiled at her, but Suzy had no time for hanky-panky and rushed to her favorite DVD shop. Soon she found “Mamma Mia” and “Vicky Christina Barcelona”, but then was completely deranged in her endeavors by the handsome young man from the toilet who would not move from the side of your baffled heroine. Bontag had a killer smile and surprisingly could speak German (besides English) quite well at his tender age of 21. Suzy invited him for a beer and soon could verify: Yes, he was our kind, but… Read more
It was a memorable trip, Suzy concluded, she liked it very much. Sitting on her terrace with a Campari Orange as sundowner, overlooking the swimming pool and fish pond, the mind of our heroine wandered back to Hua Lamphong where her trip had started with an unforgettable massage. Then she remembered not so gay Penang where the males are so terribly ugly and backward. Then she went right back to Artemis, the pearl of gay Johor Bahru. Read more
Suzy suspects the owner of Le Bistro de Paris to be gay as well, since he was briefly visited by a stunning Cambodian guy when Suzy paid her check. Overwhelmed by sexual greed she immediately had to follow that sexy guy when he left Le Bistro. What would you have done, gay sex tourist? But, alas, another deep disappointment, he boarded his motorcycle and was never ever seen again. Suzy Size did not even have the time to take his picture and proof her case with a snap on Sticky Rice Gay Asia Guide and Gay Guide World. Read more
Ei8ht Rooms is located conveniently just walking distance to the old center of town with all the restaurants, pubs and bars. It is definitely gay friendly, if not gay, and the least expensive of the three gay or gay friendly hotels in Siem Reap. They only have eight rooms – you understand the name now, gay sex tourist – and Suzy Size who had not bothered to make a reservation was really lucky to get the eights or very last room. All their rooms are well equipped with air con, fridge, TV and DVD player and they are well decorated too. This hotel is at 18 US $ a real bargain. Read more
You may think, Suzy Size makes up all those stories, but they all really happened. Suzy has no fantasy at all and could never invent a thing. So you must believe your traveling heroine - now in the last phase, the twilight zone of her crazy trip – beloved Beauregard really was at the bus terminal of the mighty Mekong Express when Suzy got there, early as always. But, alas, he was not wearing the orange silk uniform of the bus attendants, he was only helping the company to board the many passengers. Read more
There are basically two main gay bars in Phnom Penh: Salt Lounge and Blue Chilli (not counting new Amam Café and Spa we talked about yesterday). If you want to know details you can always access their websites through the clickable entries in Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Asia Guide and Gay Guide World. After dinner at the FCCC Suzy Size headed right to Salt Lounge which is walking distance away (Blue Chilli is, too). There are bars with interesting names just besides Salt Lounge, for instance Babylon and 69 Bar, but be warned sternly: They are straight bars where all kind of strange vices are promoted. Awas, awas! Read more
Another two hours flight with Air Asia from Kuala Lumpur to Phnom Penh. This time Suzy was boarding at Keluar T1, last time it had been Keluar T8, remember? Quite some progress! For the very last time Suzy could read that glorious word Lelak written on a toilet door. And then, after some long and deep thoughts about Troy, which are omitted here for reasons of obscenity, Suzy Size arrived at the airport of the Cambodian capital Phnom Penh. Read more
Tomorrow Suzy will start her great Gay Asian Friendship (or sex?) Tour through five countries. But today our heroine is still very busy with last preparations. She prints out all the relevant Pink Pages from Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia for the whole Gay World. Of course the printer goes on strike several times under this enormous workload and has to be shut in order to cool down. Suzy is still a technical idiot and will always be one. Read more