Articles - Beijing, China
Articles - Beijing, China
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28 Apr 12
Needless to say, when Suzy Size returned to gay Beijing, she tried to call her prince charming she had met three years ago on his phone. But, alas, to the great chagrin of your saddened heroine, this number was no longer assigned to anybody! So Miss Size sent him a mail in a rush which did not bounce, so there was hope.
Suzy Size waited and waited, but there was no response.
Had he forgotten about your heroine?
Did he have a boyfriend now and was no longer prone to hanky-panky on the side?
Had that fine young man possibly died in a car accident or any other comparable tragedy?
Maybe the answer was very simple: The love mail of your heroine had just landed in spam? Was held back by a merciless spam filter!
So on a freezing cold Friday night – after a dinner with friends – Suzy tried to get a taxi which can be difficult in Beijing these days. It took at least half an hour until an unlicensed taxi driver at an extensive rate brought your heroine back to Destination the gay Beijing disco she had met him.
21 Apr 12
When you, gay visitor of Beijing, read this, your heroine is already sitting in Iracema Beach of Fortaleza in Brazil. Just 10 minutes ago Suzy Severa Size has been robbed in broad daylight by a knife wielding thief near Marina Park. This was a close call! And – without her excellent karma - she might as well be dead now and this newest installment of the eternal Gay World Friendship Tour would never have seen the light of the universe.
But let us - for now - return to the happy gay days in Beijing where Miss Size was still in a state of innocence – so to speak – neither could she have foreseen then the tragic and heartbreaking events of Lisbon surrounding monstrous Bruno Carvalho, nor the sudden and devastating reoccurrence of hyperinflation in Brazil which lead to the fallout with Marcello, her one and only love of gay Fortaleza.
14 Apr 12
It was already dark and your heroine had no clue where she was and was definitely looking for a taxi: This has become difficult too in Beijing these days, finding taxis that open their meters! She was walking by a hair salon when a young guy working there offered a foot or a body massage.
Suzy Size was in no mood, but then thought twice.
At 200 RMB (33 $ US) this was such an obvious invitation to a massage with happy ending. And that 24 year old masseur was quite cute. And the middle aged woman – his boss – looked very much like that Russian whore in the plane, with Chinese features though. Suzy concluded, this was a gay Beijing vice den, and entered that heavenly place without further delay. Read more
11 Jul 09
Suzy herself found her Beijing destiny at Destination which is the largest and most popular gay bar, disco, dance place of the Chinese capital. At the minute your heroine entered, she could not but notice a young man with a funny hat, slightly reminding her of singer Billy Mo when he so successfully was performing his almost unforgettable song “Ich kauf mir lieber einen Tirolerhut” in 1962 which became quite a hit then in Germany. Said young man laid eyes on your graying heroine right from the minute she entered. Suzy was of course flattered, but secretly wondered if there might something be wrong with his eyes? Read more