When Phuong surprisingly sent Suzy Size a mail, your heroine was thrilled, indeed. She fondly remembered her good looking gay guide from Hanoi who had shown her around the Vietnamese capital several years ago. Phuong – which means Phoenix – had successfully relocated to the US by catching an American shrink who formerly was heartbroken by another treasure hunter and therefore hesitated long until he finally tied the knot again just recently. But now Phuong had his Green Card, he definitely made it from the Third World that counted most.
And now he was going to visit his homeland and Thailand as well. Was Suzy Size interested in seeing him again? Most certainly!
Jim Lumsden is completely relaxed, he is visibly at home at fantastic Baan Souy which is now a well established gay resort in Pattaya and very successful. Since November the place was fully booked until very recently and the prospects look good as well. Suzy Size is not a bit surprised, after all Baan Souy is located in a perfect spot: Close to the gay Pattaya beach as well as the nightspots of interest, but quiet and self contained at the same time. Read more
It was a great party that took place last Wednesday at Panorama Pub, the oldest gay pub of Pattaya. Friends and customers were invited to celebrate the 14th anniversary with a complimentary buffet and great entertainment.
Thanks to Lud and Mike for a great evening.
About five years ago your heroine wrote a piece titled “Banking on trees” in which Miss Size outlined her seemingly crazy plan to make a bundle of money by growing Graviola (soursop) trees and selling them: Eduard in Kuala Lumpur, Ian in London, Patrick in Zurich and Dieter in the Philippines may remember. Other, more sporadic users of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World, may not remember. To her own surprise your heroine was completely right, her vague business idea worked out 100%. Read more
Frankly speaking, your heroine Suzy Size was a bit scared to take a close look at the new heavily enlarged Sansuk gay sauna-hotel complex in Pattaya which is in the very final stage of completion. Was Punya Ratana, the clever and likeable Thai owner, getting it right with that big, big boy? Was he not destroying the intimacy of that popular place by adding an eight story building with 50 new rooms and an elevator?
The answer is a clear: No.
Punya and his people have done a marvelous job and Suzy Size predicts a smashing success!
The new Sansuk blue tower is now scheduled to open by the end of November (latest), and for high season you should make your reservation right now.
When your old heroine Suzy Size entered Boyz Town this week, she felt immediately, something had dramatically changed here, but she did not know exactly what it was yet. Passing by Funny Boys – for many years a go-go bar with very sexy hosts - she noticed the new so proper façade with the fresher, more dynamic logo and new spicy advertisement banners.
Was it just the logo, the sexy banners that made that big atmospheric difference in Boyz Town?
If you ever wondered what happened to Phil Graham and Richard Burke, here is the answer: Phil, who was the editor and proprietor of “Spice” gay Magazine has recently bought a bistro called Coco’s in Soi Chaiyapruek. Yes, that is on the way to Castelgandolfo, the somewhat pompous residence of your heroine Suzy Size. As the manager Phil has hired Richard Burke who was the owner of Amor Restaurant in Boyztown. Read more
When your heroine Suzy Size finally returned from her bloody trip to Mexico – via a prolonged stopover in her native Zurich – she was naturally eager to meet her Mia Noi as usual at her favorite short time hotel: The well known D. D. Inn, just 15 minutes from gay Jomtien beach. The D. D. Inn is much more than a convenient place for the beach visitor who just might have met a stunning young man who offers one of those very healthy and rewarding “massages in the room” which naturally come with a happy ending. This turns said fine, but inexpensive hotel – so to speak - in an ideal starting point for the pursuit of happiness. Read more
Unfortunately the gay nightlife of Cancun starts late and old Suzy had gone to said disco far too early (as usual), but when she moved to Sexy’s Club almost next door the strippers started to do what they do best, getting rid of their clothes.
For about two hours the attention of your heroine was thus caught and she inquired about that popular “private” service she had enjoyed much in her happy and so gay Puerto Vallarta days.
The hunky waiter would confirm, yes, they had such service here, too, and he himself was ready to join your horny heroine.
When Miguel Angel finally sat besides your heroine in that bus, Miss Size jokingly said:
“Look, you do not have to be scared of me, I only kill every third of my young lovers!”
But Miguel Angel did not find that joke particularly funny and said so too.
Like the Thai companions he soon fell asleep whereas your heroine stared intensely out of the window: Besides the relative affordable price of buses – flights are, with some exceptions, much more expensive in Mexico than in Asia – one reason to take them is the fact, you get to see the landscape and thus get to know the country. And for the next forty minutes or so, when the route closely followed the coastline, this was a scenic ride as expected. Read more
Only last night your heroine had made a proposal to Miguel Angel, this sexy 26years old Mexican gay guy, to come along as her companion for four nights. And they had long chatted about that topic through e-mails that was obviously tempting to said fine young man.
His final mail – before going to sleep that night - read:
I can't believe I'm thinking on going.
Must confess: I'm scared about it.”
But now – on the next day in that merciless broad sunlight - the time was running out.
Suzy Size had taken her seat in that bus that was overdue to leave already and there was no Miguel Angel in sight anywhere.
The Angel had been too scared after all!
More lonely days stood before your heartbroken heroine…
When your horny heroine Suzy Size sat at the bar of “Wet Dreams” – one of the infamous gay stripper bars of Puerto Vallarta – a hunky guy embraced her emphatically from behind, put his tongue into her ear and worked on her nipples with professional intensity. He wanted to go “private” with Miss Size, offering a sensational massage in one of those cabins hidden besides the stage where the boys showered and showed it all. “Private” means quickie in the gay Puerto Vallarta terms. At Wet Dreams this service costs 500 Pesos (about 40 US $), the stripper gets half of the amount and can keep the additional tips that he will seek to pull from the customer.
And those guys really know a trick or two to lure any normal gay man into the heaven of such a private show!
Can you – user of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World – believe this:
Suzy Size did not – at least for now and despite her hard-on - succumb to those almost infernal temptations?
Time just flies: Funny Boys, the most outstanding go-go bar in Pattaya Boyztown, just celebrated its 9th anniversary with style. The party was great fun, indeed. The invited guests were treated like kings – or queens, if they preferred. Besides the beautiful boys, the new facades of Funny Boys and Panorama, the oldest Gay Pub of Boyztown, were the talk of the night.
May there be many more happy reunions of this (our) kind…
And, where is the meat in gay Mexico City?
All those internet acquaintances turned out to be a waste of time: The two hustlers that molested your heroine on their own initiative were in no respect Suzy Size hunks. One of them was so incredibly ugly that the sheer thought of having sex against payment with him was absolutely absurd.
Luis, with whom Suzy chatted on skype for a while – who supposedly was into old men like your heroine – suddenly turned out to be outside Mexico City and before he could ask for transportation money or a similar scam, Miss Size broke off the whole useless thing.
Leaving alone - the one and only - Cutter333! Read more
When you – diligent user of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World – read this tale about the newest adventures of Suzy Size in gay Zurich, your heroine is in Puerto Vallarta already. Puerto Vallarta is the infamous gay beach resort of Mexico and for many years your horny heroine has wanted to penetrate this gay heaven forcefully.
But, how the hell, did old Suzy Size get her ass from her luscious gardens surrounding Castelgandolfo – her somewhat pompous residence near gay Pattaya – to the foremost gay travel destination of Mexico?
By taking a detour – believe it or not - through Madagascar, Serbia, Ethiopia, Brazil and the Dominican Republic! Read more
Those deals with the invisible powers can be as complex as a complicated merger is in real business. Khun Amorn apparently had promised to become a monk for the duration of 15 days, if the land and the car deal went both through. And – as the old Romans already knew – pacta sunt servanda, agreements must be kept. And this is especially true in dealing with such mighty business partners.
So Khun Amorn moved from gay Pattaya to not so terribly gay Nong Khai and overlooked the renovation (new painting) of Castelgandolfo II. Around 300 guests were invited for the grand monk making party and Khun Amorn wanted to receive his many guests in style, in a clean or even immaculate place.
Suzy Size had dinner with her straight friends and then naturally joined the gay Phnom Penh crowds at Blue Chilli. There was a nice young man there that caught the attention of your heroine. He was quite funny and your heroine paid him some beers.
Naturally he wanted to join Miss Size for the night or short time, but Suzy turned him down for now. She had him come over the next afternoon instead and he came, indeed, they actually both came, eventually… Read more
But you must know, user of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World, the Mia Noi does not call your heroine any longer, conveying the so tempting and reassuring message:
“I am so horny, please come over to see me at once!”
Since November that sexy Mia Noi has a so called partner, a Russian of all nations! He stays with that handsome gay Thai guy and Suzy is no longer allowed to visit her fine young man of 32 years of age any longer at his quarters! This is not only a pity because of the ample and convenient parking, right in front of the building, Miss Size now has to call herself, instead of being called!
The last ten days or so were the most stressful since your heroine Suzy Size returned from her latest trip to gay South America. She accompanied the Thai brother in law to Chanthaburi where he had to deliver 200 small Graviola trees to a customer. Even though they were only small ones, they filled the whole back of the pickup truck. The customer was a rich middle aged Thai woman who wanted to plant those to her unknown trees on a small part of her land. All in all she is the proud owner of more than 1000 Rai of land, one Rai accounts for 1600 square meters. Read more
At the table besides them was a mother with her effeminate son and his lady-boy lover. Naturally your heroine watched them from the corners of her eyes but was not at least attracted by any of them. So another sip of ice cold beer and some snacks until the next race took some attention.
But then two gorgeous young men arrived together on a bike wearing unusually fancy clothes for Nong Khai. Your heroine could no longer master her eyes which followed the two sexy guys all over. In her mind Suzy Size was undressing them slow motion and was now having sex with both of them, neglecting the boat races at the shore of the Mekhong.
Were they twins or just mysterious brothers?