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Lazy Suzy was sitting in a restaurant having a delicious dark beer when she saw Magna walk by on the other side of the street. Naturally Suzy shouted at her unsuspecting older sister: “Maagna, Maaaagna.” Magna was easily convinced to have a beer, since she just loves dark beer. But – as it now turned out - she was not philandering alone at present stage. Earlier, when she had routinely inspected the public toilet - sanitation certainly is an achievement of mankind - at Qingdao bay, she had seen a very big fish there indeed. The owner of said fish – a maybe 30 year old Chinese – had followed her since like a puppy. Of course he was invited to join the two elder sisters for a beer as well. Read more

It is always a bit difficult to find your way in a new Chinese city and Suzy therefore contacted Pan Tao, a 26 year old Shanghai gay guide with appealing looks (see Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia), but he had no time for your two heroines due to other customers who had hired him for a job. He is not cheap and Suzy wonders what his services might include besides guidance? Write a comment, gay sex tourist, if you have experienced his services. Suzy had printed the Shanghai Gay Map provided by Pan Tao back in Castelgandolfo – her residence just outside Pattaya - which helped to find Magna and her their way around. Once they had found Eddys (just besides Alldays) which is the oldest gay bar of Shanghai, the rest was not really easy, but manageable. Read more

The entrance fee for gay Han Lin Cun sauna in Hangzhou is 30 Yuan (a bit more than 4 $ US). The sauna is not very large, but clean and has all amenities you would expect of such an institution. Magna got caught by a well bestowed local talent right in the shower room whereas Suzy - the old, picky queen – was hesitant to reply to any of the offers made to her. She finally sat down besides a possible victim, a cute and young Chinese man. He was obviously very shy and just occasionally looked back at your greedy heroine, but quickly returning to his important work on his mobile phone, sending sms. He wore short trousers and a t-shirt, was not half naked like your heroine. Suddenly Suzy realized he wore a tag hanging from his neck. Inspecting that strange tag Suzy found number 003 there. Read more

But then yet another acquaintance was made, an absolutely good looking young man stood besides Suzy at the fence, glaring out at the sea at Xiamen pier. Suddenly their finger met and touched each others. The both played around a while and now the fact that this angel could not speak any English either bore no importance for your heroine any longer. She just felt that rising feeling besides that wonderful young man, quite contrary to her sinking feeling in that silly sauna. Her hotel was just around the corner and Suzy wanted to show this example of immaculate Xiamen manhood her praised stamp collection. Read more

Besides “ni hao” (hello) and “shishie” (thanks) your heroine Suzy Size is not too fluent in Mandarin. About 15 years back, when she travelled from Saigon to Beijing all by train (and all alone, very much alone, indeed!), she had then acquired a Chinese phrase book and had learned the following very important sentence (the only one she can remember in her present semi senile state of mind): “Tsuozaezahn tsai nar?” Do you get it, gay sex tourist? Magna, the older sister of Suzy and her beloved and so able assistant on this genuine China adventure, did not get it at first. It means: “Where is the train station?”, certainly a very vital question, if you want to travel up the coast from Shenzhen (just besides Hong Kong) to Beijing in a country where people are not so very fluent in English. Read more

Leaving her new little girl friend for China was not as easy as firstly suspected. Suzy Size actually shed a tear or two when taking a last look at Champa, the lovely kitten Amorn, the boy friend of so many years, had saved from a garbage bin and since taken excellent care of. Young cats are so funny. But, alas, duty called. As you know, gay fellow sex tourist, the mission of your restless heroine on her infamous Gay Friendship Tour is, to describe the whole world from that specific gay perspective. And Suzy has not been to (Mainland) China for at least 15 years when she travelled from Saigon all the way to Beijing by train. So this huge blind spot – with millions of cute and horny gay men - needed urgent attention of your dedicated sentinel. Read more

When Suzy Size visited her old friend Mieke in Sri Lanka last year, she showed your heroine intriguing paintings of a young Sri Lankan artist that often deal with masculinity, a topic which is of greatest interest for Suzy. Even though the young man has no money at all, he does not like to sell his works, he “needs” his paintings near him, close to him – that eccentric notion alone proves he is an artist. Suzy finally managed to buy one, anyhow, thanks to Mieke. It is called “Masturbation” and was not particularly liked by the Thai boy friend when it arrived. But that has changed. And look at ”The masculinity in crisis” which is a wonderful piece of art, Suzy thinks. (It is a favorite of artist Dumith himself.) If nobody else is going to buy it, your heroine is probably going to acquire it… Read more

Suzy Size is laying naked on a bed, face down. It is nice here, quiet. The air conditioning has cooled down this comfortable room, outside in Boyztown it is unbearably hot and humid. It is the rainy season again, Suzy hardly can go to the gay Pattaya beach these days with all those nasty downpours. In fact your heroine is very busy lately. You guessed right, her grand China trip is looming. So many things have to be organized for that trip and plants moved from smaller pots to bigger ones in the greenhouse of Castelgandolfo at the last minute. It feels good to be caressed by thoughtful, tender hands. Right now Tong works on the left foot of your heroine, soon he will move up the left leg. Read more

Sihanoukville has an abundance of beautiful beaches and in one of them your grey heroine and gay guide Rith went for a swim. Suzy is not normally a fan of deserted beaches, she prefers busy Jomtien beach where action always could be possible, but this, of course, was a bit different thanks to charming Rith. Do you get it, gay Cambodia sex tourist, what might have happened in the crystal clear waters of this deserted beach? If not, try hard, very, very hard and even harder to think of something exciting. Read more

Breaking news: The next destination of the World Friendship Tour will be China. Suzy (and up to two gay assistants) will shortly start their journey in Shenzhen (close to Hong Kong) and travel up the Chinese coast to Shanghai and Beijing. If wanderlust prevails they will then board the Tran-Siberian Express to Moscow. And from there St. Petersburg and the Baltic states are just a train ride away. But before your heroine starts a new adventure, she would like to analyze what went wrong in regards to gay India. Readers and friends have written comments and mails to Suzy and she knows now what her (beginner) mistakes were in gay India which does, of course, exist with millions of horny men around. Read more

But then Suzy Size finally discovered the star of the Fairlawn Hotel which is – without doubt – 1921 born Violet Smith who happens to own this unique place. She is to be found at the lobby every single day of the year and converses here with her guests, many of whom are or were famous. Tom Stoppard staid at the Fairlawn and so did Julie Christie, Penelope Cruz, singer Sting and Patrick Swayze who formed a lasting friendship with Violet Smith when filming “City of Joy” at her hotel. Suzy Size instantly discovered a soul mate in Mrs. Smith who is a restored redhead, always perfectly well coiffed and manicured, with thick red lipstick and certainly not hiding her jewelry. Violet has a sharp mind and a sharp mouth… Read more

After five years of roaming through Southeast Asia I thought it was about time to pay the Philippines a visit. This island republic hasn’t been on the top of my must-see-list. I associated the archipelago with greed, corruption, lawlessness, political mess and catholic bigotry. Guess what I found: all of it. However, the Philippines also surprised me in a very pleasant way. The Pinoys, as the Filipinos call themselves, can be a very friendly lot. Even in the traffic madness of Manila cars stop to let a pedestrian cross a street. Read more

In Delhi there was this last straw that breaks the camels back. Suzy Size, walking around splendid colonial Connaught Place, saw that woman in agony. She might have been between 25 or 30 years of age. She was sitting on the ground of one of the main squares of Delhi. She was incredibly dirty, her both legs heavily swollen. She was obviously in deep pain. She was crying in a final desperation. Even when some good hearted Indians gave her a 10 Rupees bill (20 US Cents) she would not notice but continue to cry in that heartbreaking manner. 10 Rupees were not making any difference now any longer. This was no clever show by a beggar, that woman was dying very publicly in the centre of Delhi. And nobody did anything. And your heroine did nothing, too. Read more

Suzy Size went on a walk around town in order to get a first outside impression of the Taj Mahal which is closed for visitors in the evening. She knew her hotel was close to the Taj but got the direction wrong. Finally she gave in to one of the many offers of bicycle rickshaw drivers and let him drive your heroine around. As you might have suspected, gay India sex tourist, this driver was young (20 years of age) and cute. Read more

Suzy Size returned to Bouncer Bar for a final visit. The well tipped waiter brought the Kingfisher Lager without Suzy asking for it. The TV showed Bollywood crap as usual. That Oliver Twist boy was there and tried his luck again with that bucket and the cleaning-rag kneeling on the dirty floor. It was a hopeless, totally futile undertaking. Then two guys asked permission to join your heroine at her table. The older one said he was a doctor, but he looked more like a hoodlum. The younger one was cute and Suzy Size would have loved to take him up to the shabby rooms of the Maharaja hotel to enjoy some privacy with him. Read more

Suzy Size was riding a camel in the desert near Jaisalmer. Your heroine was in high spirits. She had gotten a very interesting chocolate at that dedicated BHANG shop in town – a chocolate which was all green. She had taken a large piece of that sweet stuff and was laughing non-stop on that camel called Lucky. A unbiased observer would probably say, she was laughing like an idiot on that camel. Her thoughts went back to that beautiful waiter or hotel attendant with that killer smile at the Imperial hotel of Chaisalmer. His name was Dipak, sweet 22 years, just gorgeous. Read more

Suzy Size had a much better, more suitable idea. She had made arrangements to meet the masseur of the Maharaja of Dungarpur at the specially allocated massage room at the palace. The hour was 650 Rupees (15 $ US) for a so called “scientific” massage, which sounded very interesting. Before she had made the booking, she had assured they only had male masseurs for men at the palace. His age was supposed to be around 35 years, not too old, not too young for your heroine. Suzy took a foam bath in her room, sprinkled all kind of oriental perfumes and scents over her worn out body and met said masseur punctually and cheerfully at 3.45 pm in the designated massage room. The door was closed and Suzy Size laid on the massage table, eager to await the outcome of this new adventure. Read more

The palace of the Maharaja (or Maharani) of Udaipur is fantastic. Suzy Size, your restless heroine, was deeply impressed. Such riches, such incredible amounts of artifacts, marble stuff, weapons, jewelry, you cannot believe it. The favorite white horse of the Maharaja was disguised as a baby elephant, having an artificial trunk added to its snout, before one of those so important battles with some long forgotten Mogul rulers. Did that disguise work? Was the horse taken for a young elephant and thus not killed during battle? Read more

When Suzy Size was looking for Vodoo – supposedly the only gay bar between Istanbul and Bangkok – she did not immediately see the sign in that sea of signs, but was approached by a young man that had sensed she was looking out for something in that Colaba entertainment area. When your restless heroine asked him about Vodoo, he instantly knew it and pointed at the place just a few meters back. And then he offered to give a massage… Read more

Cruising is extremely difficult in Mumbai. There is some cruising going on, on the beach promenade in front of the Taj Mahal Hotel. But the longer you are in Mumbai the less you try to meet the eye of anybody. As soon as you establish eye contact, the good looking (or not so good looking) guy will try to sell you some junk instead of meat. You will certainly meet a young man here that wants to sell you one of those gigantic and certainly phallic balloons. At a “very good price” you will be assured time and again, but you would really like to buy his ass. Read more