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When Bruno Carvalho had arrived at My Rainbow Rooms, Suzy hoped that many of the other guests would be around, witnessing the great catch your heroine had made. She would then escort that splendid free escort to her (heated) room and undress him. They have those comfortable and fluffy white bathing gowns and the happy new couple (for an hour) would then proceed through the common corridor to one of the two comfortable, but common bathrooms, another chance for idle Miss Size to present her catch, before eating him up all. Read more

Bruno Carvalho, that great gay escort in Lisbon, was only going to be the start of a new and unique writing career for Suzy Size. She has written uncountable book, movie and theater reviews: So boring! Who reads that stuff? But how much more rewarding must it be to become a critic of the money boys of the world? And Suzy bets, you all out there would want to read those reviews in which you could get intimately getting to know the youth, the strength and the future of the gay world! Suzy Size is ready for that sacrifice and service. And there was a lot in it for those male angels too, we are not only speaking of the honor to service your horny heroine Suzy Size, but the unique chance to become immortal. “Wanderlust in Gay Asia” is selling quite well and more volumes may follow suit. For instance “Wandering through the gay escort gardens of the world”. Read more

Needless to say, when Suzy Size returned to gay Beijing, she tried to call her prince charming she had met three years ago on his phone. But, alas, to the great chagrin of your saddened heroine, this number was no longer assigned to anybody! So Miss Size sent him a mail in a rush which did not bounce, so there was hope. Suzy Size waited and waited, but there was no response. Had he forgotten about your heroine? Did he have a boyfriend now and was no longer prone to hanky-panky on the side? Had that fine young man possibly died in a car accident or any other comparable tragedy? Maybe the answer was very simple: The love mail of your heroine had just landed in spam? Was held back by a merciless spam filter! So on a freezing cold Friday night – after a dinner with friends – Suzy tried to get a taxi which can be difficult in Beijing these days. It took at least half an hour until an unlicensed taxi driver at an extensive rate brought your heroine back to Destination the gay Beijing disco she had met him. Read more

When you, gay visitor of Beijing, read this, your heroine is already sitting in Iracema Beach of Fortaleza in Brazil. Just 10 minutes ago Suzy Severa Size has been robbed in broad daylight by a knife wielding thief near Marina Park. This was a close call! And – without her excellent karma - she might as well be dead now and this newest installment of the eternal Gay World Friendship Tour would never have seen the light of the universe. But let us - for now - return to the happy gay days in Beijing where Miss Size was still in a state of innocence – so to speak – neither could she have foreseen then the tragic and heartbreaking events of Lisbon surrounding monstrous Bruno Carvalho, nor the sudden and devastating reoccurrence of hyperinflation in Brazil which lead to the fallout with Marcello, her one and only love of gay Fortaleza. Read more

It was already dark and your heroine had no clue where she was and was definitely looking for a taxi: This has become difficult too in Beijing these days, finding taxis that open their meters! She was walking by a hair salon when a young guy working there offered a foot or a body massage. Suzy Size was in no mood, but then thought twice. At 200 RMB (33 $ US) this was such an obvious invitation to a massage with happy ending. And that 24 year old masseur was quite cute. And the middle aged woman – his boss – looked very much like that Russian whore in the plane, with Chinese features though. Suzy concluded, this was a gay Beijing vice den, and entered that heavenly place without further delay. Read more

When you, gay traveler to Asia, read this account of the last things done in very gay Pattaya, your heroine Suzy Size has parted already for greener pastures. She looks back from gay Beijing (her present location of writing and searching that so special male pleasure) on the last eventful days back home. For now she can only disclose about the Chinese capital, she arrived here around 6.30 am on a bitter cold Tuesday with 4 degrees Celsius and had her first gay Beijing encounter around 9 pm. But the Beijing leg of her eternal World Gay Friendship Tour will fully be featured in due time – which means: next week – so Eduard, in KL, be patient, even though it hurts! It is only one week you have to wait, one little week only! Read more

It was getting dark by now and Suzy Size had done all her mails and internet stuff she wanted. With little enthusiasm your dutiful heroine wanted to check that infamous pedestrian bridge in front of the Lion World Pub which was described by a user of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World as being a gateway to heaven: According to said earlier gay visitor of Yangon, the young Myanmar men looking for a boyfriend congregate here… And when your horny heroine arrived, quite some activity was going on there in the dark. Several young men were walking on that heavenly bridge over troubled waters. It took not longer than three minutes till a cute one stood besides your heroine and started one of those typical conversations… Read more

You, gay traveler to mighty Myanmar, probably agree: If you ever made a good catch at any given place in the world, you are likely to return and try your luck again there. Even though Suzy Size has never actually caught a juicy gay Myanmar boy at that old Yangon bar that specializes in frozen yoghurts and cold beers and is called after that famous kick-boxer Nilar Win, she naturally wanted to return there. And after the visit of the bar at the Strand hotel, Suzy went to look for it. After all, Durian Gray, the infamous writer for good old Thai Guys Magazine – the first gay Magazine of Thailand founded by your heroine - got laid in the toilet of the Nilar Win bar almost 12 years ago! Read more

Before your two gay heroines in Yangon went out in search of the Myanmar meat that night, they decided to have something to eat at their hotel restaurant on 7th floor. Suzy Size ordered vermicelli noodles with seafood, a dish the horrible Burmese cooks cannot mess up too much whereas Michaela Primavera went for a cheeseburger, not too difficult a dish either. When Suzy got her noodles they were quite all right. But when Michaela took a hearty bite of her cheeseburger that looked quite all right at first sight as well, her eyes started turning wild. She put down her burger and took away the bun covering it. Michaela stared at her plate in absolute disbelieve! She waved down a waiter in a rage and yelled at him: “Take it back, I will not pay for this!” Read more

When you, gay traveler to Myanmar, read this weekly installment of this almost eternal blog, your heroine should have arrived – provided there was no fatal air crash, an unexpected heart attack or similar grave potholes on the way - in hopefully very gay Yangon. Naturally, you will be informed in detail about all the adventures and gay encounters of Suzy Size next week, exclusively on this website. But for the time being, Miss Size is still in her Pattaya kitchen preparing her two belated Christmas geese, it is very time consuming, indeed, and your heroine has much room for many worrying thoughts. Read more

So cooking her two geese – it takes hours and hours – Suzy Size was contemplating how she could get rid of that rather useless gardener. If she fired him outright, he would lose face and so would the good gardener who had introduced that idiot to your heroine. And operating in Asia for more than twenty years, Miss Size is aware of those complicated face things. In other words, if she fired the lousy gardener, the good one might leave with him as well, just to save face and without having a new job and a perspective. But on the other hand, that imbecile just drove her nuts and she had yelled at him several times already and thus lost face herself. If only darling Darik, in Belem, was into gardening! He is so strong in any department, maybe Miss Size could import him into her Castelgandolfo gardens for a short or prolonged time? Read more

Another big topic of your insatiable size-queen is her relentless gardening: On her trip to gay Recife (Brazil) she saw a strange tree of incredible dimensions and naturally took a photo of that big, big thing. Suzy Size picked up some seeds, seemingly coming from that tree, but back in Pattaya - in her Castelgandolfo gardens - she grew very ordinary street trees from those darn seeds. Later, when visiting gay Fortaleza, she saw another one of those big trees and found out – thanks to a description in front of it – that this was a baobab, the most famous tree of Africa. Read more

Then she had a beer at the terrace restaurant of the Panthawee Hotel that is open 24 hours and called Mr. Ting – who had phoned your heroine twice already – to make those carnival arrangements. Since this fine 24 year old money boy – originally from Bangkok - had no idea where the Panthawee was, Suzy – after some hesitation what to suggest - was going to meet him in front of the good old Nong Khai post office, everybody knows that. After diner, Suzy Size managed to bring him to her room, despite the signs, that disallow such behavior. And up they went to Paradise. The pleasure was great, but all the thoughts of your divine heroine are still with her one and only Darick in Belem (Brazil) whom she hopes to meet on her very, very long way to gay Tabatinga. Read more

Saturday night Suzy Size and Connie Lingus had a splendid hot pot dinner at the banks of the Mekhong. Then the two grey ladies entered New Oasis Bar which reopened under new ownership just recently. This is the only gay host bar of Nong Khai and when Suzy entered that place the first time on a visit in January, Keekee, the manager, first thought Miss Size was a so called “real man”. This time around – accompanied by super flamboyant Connie Lingus – there was not the shadow of a doubt about the real nature of your heroine. The only host that night, Khun Ting, was 24 years old and joined the two “femmes fatales” at their table. Suzy Size at one point – she was slightly drunk – squeezed one of his sizeable nipples and then inquired about an in-house short time room, but they have no such emergency facility at New Oasis. Read more

The third catastrophe happened when your horny heroine arrived in Jomtien beach. She found a good parking space just in front of the Bank of Ayudaya branch and reached in no time D. D. Inn, her favorite short time hotel. The Mia Noi, who normally is late like most Thais, was there as well, now in short time they would go on a quick trip all the way up to paradise. At least they thought they would. Bloody, bloody Saturday! The D. D. Inn was fully booked! They even had rented out infamous room 205 who has seen over the years many men come (and go), which normally is more or less always kept as an emergency room for urgent short time reanimation. Now Suzy and her Mia Noi were in a difficult situation and much felt like Mary and Joseph on their way to Bethlehem. Read more

And then your heroine will arrive in Belem which is home to her one and only Darick, dear, dear Darick. Darling Darick. Darick, my delight! He is indeed a beautiful Mulatto with a 23 cm tool, sensual lips and a pierced nipple. In her native German language Suzy Size is tempted to fall into a poetic mood again, to even rhyme (“Der Mulatte, hat ne Latte), in other words, to act silly, like when she wrote her one and only poem for Troy, how many years ago was that? It seems one and a half eternities have passed since. Darick reminds your horny heroine of Jeff Stryker, as a matter of fact he resembles him not little. But Daricks cock is arguably bigger. Certainly bigger! Read more

Then Miss Size probably will proceed from Fortaleza (Brazil) by bus or so to Belem where she has never set foot yet so far and here the mighty Amazon river flows into the sea. Your heroine has already checked out the only escort boy there, advertising his rather expensive services on a dedicated website. He is just stunning. Darick is indeed a beautiful Mulatto with a 23 cm tool, sensual lips and a pierced nipple. And the 19 years young man can do everything! But he wants 120 Euros for an hour in heaven. So please, good gay guys out there in the world, send some dough right now! If you do not, you commit a hefty crime against homosexuality and thus break two hearts with one stroke: That of needy Darick and the lonely heart of your humble heroine! Can you be so cruel? Suzy Severa Size always remains hopeful, even against all odds. Read more

But that not too young man just kept staring at Suzy Size. Weird, Suzy thought. And then he even smiled at your heroine. A timid, but beautiful smile. Strange, Suzy thought. But then your old heroine remembered: Decades ago, when a man looked at her with that kind of face, that kind of smile, he fancied her. Could that be the case here and now? After all, that guy in his thirties was not bad looking, not bad looking at all. He had a well trained body from the gym. So your encouraged heroine asked him the old, silly question that Suzy always asks in that very situation: “Where are you from?” He was from Russia. Read more

The frantic gardening of your heroine got another boost towards the end of the year. Suzy and the brother in law – the one that sells her precious and rare plants at the plants weekend market in Nakluea - went to a plant fair in Bangkok where they met a most interesting supplier. Not only got the man vanilla, but also 7 different varieties of fig trees, “black moon” passion fruits from Mexico, rare black bananas from Papua New Guinea, red bananas from Israel, one banana type that reaches 14 meters in height and so on. Your gardening heroine did not know that Vanilla is an orchid and has planted one in the luscious gardens surrounding Castelgandolfo. Besides these so interesting plants, the first cocoa plants are for sale now as well. Besides macadamia, rosemary, gac, date palms from Syria, three passion fruit varieties, red lipstick shrubs, screw pines, nutmeg and so on. Suzy Size is full of hope and enthusiasm and has high expectations for 2012. This was at least a terrific start so far! And the Mia Noi has time too again… Read more

One highlight on the gay agenda of Pattaya in December is always the annual birthday party at Panorama, the oldest gay Pub of Pattaya, located right in the center of Boyztown. It took place Saturday last week and it was actually – can you believe it? - the 12th anniversary! Time just flies. Read more